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Definitions by flex

An abreviation of two words; twat and scally.

Practically an oxymoron, as scallies are invariably twats. This word is short for a "twat of a scally."
Look at the tracksuit on that twalley!
Twalley by flex May 13, 2005

loot ninja 

World of Warcraft
A person who runs around taking loot from kills.
loot ninja by flex May 13, 2005

sucks the bag 

adj.

1. Inferior, as in quality, condition or effect
2. Severe or unfavorable
3. Being far from a standard; less desireable or satisfactory

v.

1. The act of licking, sucking or otherwise orally stimulating the scrotum and testes
2. Blowing the hairy bagpipes; shining the family jewels.
1. Waking up in a puddle of your own vomit really sucks the bag.

2. A woman who sucks the bag while slobbing the knob is a keeper.
sucks the bag by Flex June 25, 2004

atruckler 

someone who has poison ivy on their pee pee or pussy.
jesse martino was atruckler last year because he got poison ivy and touched his pee pee, but now hes ok.
atruckler by Flex January 14, 2004

Summer Aura 

that band summer aura is so fucking awesome. im gonna go to their website. www.summeraura.cjb.net
Summer Aura by Flex January 14, 2004

napalmed 

To lose to a player on the cruddiest, lamest, buggiest computer running Unreal Tournament.
Omg, I just got napalmed :(
napalmed by Flex January 3, 2004