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1.
Similiar to the rusty trombone, but with a twist. Hum on the nads and finagle the stork.
Jasons girlfreind was going to preform the rusty trombone, but decided to play the hairy bagpipes instead.
by Desmond October 02, 2004
 
2.
The word hairy bagpipes derives from the other phrase "skin flute." The definition refers to the male genitals as musical instruments.
Tom Agen is amazing at playing the hairy bagpipes.
by Tony Guido January 03, 2004