1 definition by fishnp

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bv
A BV is a Big Virgin. He thinks he is better than everyone else because he waited until marriage to have sex, but the truth is that he is almost 30 and a virgin because he is either 1) afraid of vaginas or 2) confused about his sexuality 3) prefers comic books and video games over female company- or any combination of 1,2, or 3. In the end he marries the first female who offers him sex, often making a huge mistake.
friend 1: Who is that girl with the smelly cunt marrying?
friend 2: She's marrying some BV.
friend 3: Yeah! I hear he still has collection of smurfs in his dining room!
friend 2: Yeah, and his vagina gets wet at christmas time 'cause he really likes to set up his choo choo train set and decorate the house!! Ha ha!!
by fishnp April 15, 2011

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