ffhk1's definitions

kia

a kia is a shitty korean car that dies when driving up hill. acronym for Killed in Atempt to by weed. please do yourself a favor and burn any kia you see.

shitty shit shit shit No.

by ffhk1 July 30, 2004

USSR

big, shitty, yet slightly intimidating country that used to exist to eventually cause the world to die with nuclear holocaust. Would have saved America from stupidity. We were supposed to die like 40 years ago. after 1962 we just sucked cock. Just look around.. no nuclear holocaust = too many people, kids doing drugs, richard nixon.

Fags.

USSR pwn3z everything your face yo momma hoe.

by ffhk1 December 14, 2004

dying fetus

Dying Fetus is a kick ass death metal band.

Dude you going to see dying fetus and skinless tonite?

by ffhk1 June 5, 2004

dragonforce

Another boring power metal band with a singer that sounds like his nuts are caught in a vice. They would be a great band with a real singer. Just too bad to see these talented musicians with such a terrible singer.

Waaaaah! I'm screaming like I have my nuts in a vice! -singer of dragonforce

by ffhk1 August 11, 2006

amon amarth

amon amarth is quite possibly the best metal band ever. epic lyrics touching on norse and pagan mythology. melodic yet heavy guitar riffs and brutal drums. this is the best

check out amon amarth's new album fate of norns

by ffhk1 June 12, 2005

the beatles

Horrible "rock" band. Overhyped by the media like todays pop music. No real talent, the music is lacking even the most simplistic of musical structures. Lyrics are repetitive and boring. Did not influence ANY modern music. This was often thought because of ignorance but the truth is modern rock and metal, punk, etc, were influenced by early african american blues and jazz artists. If anything the beatles were influenced by those blues and jazz artists. Really nothing special, just a band with the biggest fanboy base of any band ever. And they wouldn't exsist if they hadn't had this crap shoved down their throat before they got a chance to listen to real original music. I give the beatles a 1 out of 10 for originality, musical prowess, and lyrical ability. Go listen to something that actually sounds good instead of listening to this cookie cutter record company garbage that some sick individuals like to call music.

The Beatles truly suck. If you give this a thumbs down, you are a fanboy in denial of good music.

by ffhk1 December 28, 2005

chronchitis

Chronchitis is bronchitis you get after smoking marijuana nonstop for a long ass time, like when youre stoned all week then you got chronchitis. Symptoms include excessive nasty sounding coughs, and haziness. Cure: lay off the bud for a few days.

God damn dude we shouldn't half smoked that whole lid at once, I think i got chronchitis.

by ffhk1 May 29, 2004