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When some thing is so good/awesome you could just stop every thing you're doing and masturebate to it
Person 1: these burritos are just faptastick

Person 2: haha what???

Person 1: yeah its like every time I take a bite my taste buds start stroking there little pink taste bud dicks
by fapturbater July 31, 2013
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