Definitions by fantomelt

swamp ass 

On a hot summer day or after physical activity when the massive amount of perspiration in your post-rectal region causes great discomfort. Often leads to moist underwear and a terrible odor.

I flew to Florid and got mad swamp ass as soon as I got off the plane.

swamp ass by fantomelt February 23, 2009

ocean ass 

Also called swamp ass. A progression of.

I was riding a camel in Saudi Arabia and the mixture of extreme heat and hump friction caused the worst ocean ass I've ever had. It was almost like an oasis in my ass, not exactly something I would wanna dive into though.

ocean ass by fantomelt February 23, 2009

Sherm Dog 

Similar to sherm, it is a hot dog dipped in PCP with a marijuana relish garnish.

I was tripping balls after I ate three o' dem Sherm doggie dogs.

Sherm Dog by fantomelt January 10, 2009

belly on back 

A sexual position where you cuff your gut up, sit it on her stomach, press your weight against her stomach, cut off her circulation off and at the same time you hump the shit out of her.

Big Black puts girl to sleep with old-fashioned belly on back loving.

belly on back by FantoMelt December 15, 2008

sherm dog 

A hot dog dipped in PCP with a marijuana relish garnish on top.

No fool you can't grow dat sherm dog you gotta grow dat weed and cut dat shit with angel dust. Then drag your lazy ass to the 7-11 and buy dem Hebrew Nationals.

sherm dog by fantomelt February 2, 2008