fairy nuff's definitions

irn-bru

popular scottish drink that involves pouring large quantities of sugar and rust solution into your body, and if you leave it in the glass long enough begins to errod away the sides

can i have a glass of irn-bru

by fairy nuff September 20, 2003

woozle

more commonly known as a tree

'where i come from they call them trees.' 'really? where i come from they call them woozles!!'

hug a dried whelk testicle woozle

by fairy nuff September 20, 2003

tuna

that annoying fish that we have at leat 30 cans of in the cupboard. and it's pronounced chew-na.

i have never heard of tuna being associated with girls privates

by fairy nuff September 20, 2003

Diary

normally a book, that ppl write in a lot, usually private things that they dont want anyone else to read, so naturally anyone who gets their hands on it has a flick thru.

bryan read my diary. again.

by fairy nuff September 20, 2003

twastard

a pregnant fish without a father.

you twastard

by fairy nuff September 24, 2003

squog

like a square. but if you write squog a lot in maths, you get a detention.

by fairy nuff September 24, 2003

Baby

screaming crying creature, often confused with spanners, tractors, potatoes, and hostages.

they killed my baby!

by fairy nuff September 20, 2003