4 definitions by facechair

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When a woman pins down a man, then lowers her breasts onto his face, thus smothering him. Sometimes used in mixed wrestling. It is encouraged that all women with good-sized boobs do this.
When I went home last night, she breast smothered me for a half-hour!
by facechair February 21, 2009
Facesitting is when a woman sits on a man's face. Though it is uncommon that a man sits on a woman's face, or a man sits on a man's face, a woman will sometimes sit on another woman's face.

In the descriptions below, an Encouragement Rate is listed. On a scale from 1-5, 5 being the most encouraged and 1 being the least, the types of facesitting are given a level of encouragement. Let's review the different types of facesitting:

Frontal: When a woman facesits frontally, she is sitting on his face, with her back facing the man's feet. This is used so that the man's mouth is directly over the vagina. The Encouragement Rate is: 4. Facesitting was created so theat the woman's rear would fully cover the man's face. Frontal is acceptable, not usually pleasurable.

Reverse: This is when a woman sits on a man's face, with her eyes looking towards the man's feet. In this method, the upper part of the man's face is engulfed by the woman's rear. Reverse facesitting earns an Encouragement Rate of 5, because the fat of the woman's rear is more frequently used.

Half: When a woman halfly sits on a man's face, her rear is only covering half of his face. This method is mainly used in teasing. Encouragement Rate: 3. Though the rear still touches the man's face, he is not being smothered. If the woman proceeds to enter any of the above two methods, preferably Reverse, then that is usually satisfactory.

Partial: Partial facesitting is when a woman sits on only part of the man's face. Encouragement Rate: 2. This method has no point to it, and it is discouraged.

The Crab: This is a difficult position to describe. The man is lying down, as usual. The woman has her feet on the ground, bends backward, and then puts her hands on the ground. Her stomach should be facing the ceiling. When The Crab is used, the woman will proceed to smother the man's face with her rear. The Crab consists of two branch-off types: frontal and reverse. The frontal crab is when the woman's feet face away from the man's feet. The reverse is when the woman's feet are facing the same direction as the man's feet. Encouragement Rate: 5. This is similar to Reverse, in the aspect that more rear is used.

Jeanssitting: Jeanssitting is when a woman sits on a man's face wearing jeans. This method is pointless because the victim does not see any skin, which is what facesitting was intended for. On all levels, Reverse Facesitting and Sandwich (you will read about that) beats jeanssitting. Even though Frontal Facesitting is frowned upon, jeanssitting is commonly used during that method.

Facesitting was created so that the facesitter use Full Cover facesitting, where the victim's face is completely covered with rear.

Here are some other versions of facesitting.

Schoolgirl Pin: Sometimes referred to as SGP. This is when a woman sits on a man's neck, forcing her crotch to be in his face. Encouragement Rate: 3. This is commonly used in mixed wrestling, and it is a difficult position for the one on the bottom to escape.

Against the Wall: This is when a man sits up against the wall, and a woman will proceed to back into his face, then grinding her rear into his face. Encouragement Rate: 5. Though the woman is not sitting on his face, it does involve smothering.

Sandwich: This method deserves an Encouragement Rate of 9. However, if involves two women. The way you do this is: one woman lays on her stomach. The man follows, burying his face into the woman's rear. Another woman will then follow, shoving the man's face deeper and deeper into the first woman's ass. Or, if you prefer, this method does not need to be used by two women. The first woman can simply lay on her stomach, and the man can dig in. Like I said, Encouragement Rate of 9.

Stinkface: A stinkface is kind of like the Against the Wall, except it is more commonly used with guys. It is also a wrestling move. In wrestling, the victim will sit up against the post, pretending to be defeated. The attacker will then back up, rubbing their rear into the victim's face. Commonly used by Rikishi and Torrie Wilson The main fault of the Stinkface is that it is not intended for the victim's face to enter the attacker's butt crack, which is always encouraged. The Stinkface is mainly used as a prank. This move is extremely discouraged, since the victim's face does not enter the attacker's crack.

Bouncing: This is when a woman sits on a man's face, and bounces while she does it. Despite the fact this move is used during Reverse Facesitting, it is discouraged because the victim's face is not being smothered.

Terminology: Here are some terms, not counting the one's above that relate to facesitting.

1) Facechair: This is the word used to describe the man who is being facesat.

2) Facesit: The act of sitting on someone's face.

3) Facesitter: The person who is facesitting.

4) Facesat: The past tense of being facesitten.

Dress: It is discouraged that oral sex be used during facesitting. Because of this, women will usually wear panties, thongs, lingerie, etc.

I just hate frontal facesitting. There's no rear involved!

Reverse facesitting is the absolute best. There's tons of rear in it for me!

"How do you like half-facesitting?" "Eh, it stinks. If my woman is going to facesit me, do it 'full cover!'"

"Please don't use partial facesitting!"

"She crab-facesitted me for at least a half-hour. I wish it had been longer!"

"Don't jeanssit me, Sharon. I think you sit better in your black lingerie."

"Her legs squeezed my face during her schoolgirl pin."

"When she against the wall-facesat me, she made sure my face was in there deep."

"Sharon and her friend made a Sandwich, and I was in the middle of course. My face dug into Sharon's rear for hours!"

"When Sharon convinced me into getting a stinkface, I had no idea I was in for such a treat! Instead of doing a regular stinkface, she did an Against the Wall."

"Sharon, don't bounce! Just sit and stay still!"

I just love being her facechair!

"I facesit him for an hour a day."

She is a facesitter.

"She facesat me last night."
by facechair February 21, 2009
Ass worship, clearly, in worship of the female ass. This practice is usually done when the male buries his face into the luscious ass, enjoying the ass cheeks pressing against his face.

There are a few types of ass worship.

1) The Sandwich: This first method of this step is to have the female lying on her stomach, her ass upwards. The man will proceed to bury his face into the ass. Optional: Someone else will push his face harder into the ass.

2) Against the Wall: A man sits up against a wall and a female backs her ass into his face, making sure her ass is completely smothering his face.

3) The Crab: This position is difficult to describe. The man lies on the floor, facing upwards. The female bends backwards, so that her feet and hands are on the ground, but her stomach is facing the ceiling. The female then rubs her ass into the man's face, once again making sure she is smothering him.

4) The Prayer: A man gets down on his knees and inserts his face into the woman's ass.

Another method of ass worship is for a female to be sitting on a chair, but the majority of her ass is hanging off. The man, on his knees, then digs in.

It is recommended that ass worship is done while the female is either wearing lingerie or a thong. Full pants or nudity is not recommended.
1) The Sandwich: She laid down on the couch, and I shoved my face right into her ass. It's one of the best types of ass worship!

2) She pushed me against the wall and then back her ass right into my face and rubbed it around for a good hour.

3) She did the crab to me for so long, but I enjoyed her ass resting on my face.

4) I love the Prayer method because I can just dig in!
by Facechair April 23, 2009
The name of a man whose face is sat upon by a woman wearing either a thong or panties; the most popular clothing use is lingerie.
Last night, she made a chairface out of me!
by facechair February 21, 2009

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