3 definitions by eznoob
A chav is a girl version of Britain’s famous ‘roadman’.
Chavs often have a cockney accent and use lots of British slang.
They also dress usually with a messy bun, caked makeup and a tracksuit.
They often have handbags too.
Chavs usually use texting language such as:
rahhh, bare jarrin, innit, my g, fam, bruv, mate.
They sometimes misspell words deliberately to give that “British” look.
Chavs often have a cockney accent and use lots of British slang.
They also dress usually with a messy bun, caked makeup and a tracksuit.
They often have handbags too.
Chavs usually use texting language such as:
rahhh, bare jarrin, innit, my g, fam, bruv, mate.
They sometimes misspell words deliberately to give that “British” look.
Chav: Rahhh you’re bare jarrin innit look at this neekkkkk.
Girl: I’m not jarrin or a neek, please leave me alone.
Girl: I’m not jarrin or a neek, please leave me alone.
by eznoob January 5, 2021
“ it won’t fit!”
“that’s what she said 😏”
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“ put it in slowly.”
“that’s what she said.”
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“it’s so small.”
“that’s what she sai- wait what.”
“that’s what she said 😏”
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“ put it in slowly.”
“that’s what she said.”
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“it’s so small.”
“that’s what she sai- wait what.”
by eznoob November 12, 2020
"i've got two tickets to iron maiden babyyyyy come with me fridayyyy don't say maybeeeee i'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like youuuu oooooooh"
by eznoob November 5, 2023