evil monkey's definitions

ry ry

Nickname for seacrest? That metro fucker jacked by nickname.

seacrest is a feminine bastard.

by evil monkey November 18, 2004

smoking canadian

When a man constantly reminds everyone that he was a supervisor and he’s is at the bottom of the totem pole at his current job

Hey, you guys know Phil Thompson from Canada ? The one who is allway pulling the Smoking Canadian .

by Evil Monkey July 9, 2018

ronin

poster on the pantera bulletin board, known for his thread saving abilities and awesome picture threads

www.panterachat.com search ronin

by evil monkey January 9, 2005

sacramento

Capitol of the state of California. Isn't much there, except for endless agricultural areas. At night, it is a virtual ghost town. Home of the NBA team everyone loves to hate, the Kings.

Sac-town is a depressing place to visit.

by evil monkey November 18, 2004

raiders

Oakland Raiders. Odds are that a Raiders fan will either be a mexican cholo, a WT (white trash), or a parolee. Raiders fans need to don their bizarre B-movie, science-fiction-like costumes in order to validate their pathetic, minimum-wage earning existence.

Good thing those scumbags left Los Angeles.

by evil monkey October 19, 2004

modest mouse

A pretty alright band. Issac is flat-out insane.

Damn, they're getting too popular

by evil monkey November 18, 2004

102.7 KIIS FM

Known for destroying any somewhat popular songs by playing them endlessly. Listen to KIIS for more than 3 hours and you'll have a 90% chance of hearing a song more than once, if not multiple times.

Person 1: What the hell is that noise?
Pre-teen girl: OMG, it's kiis and i love ryan seacrest
Person 1: Turn that shit off, bitch

by evil monkey November 18, 2004