20 definitions by evac156

When someone is disgruntled, to take the actions necessary to return them to a gruntled, i.e. contented or satisfied, state.

Female pubic hair groomed so that there is just a single vertical line down the center. So named because it has been popularized by strippers and nude dancers. Synonymous with a landing strip.

To waste time. A cute way of saying "fart around." Combination of "circum-" meaning "around" as in "circumnavigate" and "flatulate," to fart. Usually good for a chuckle the first time someone hears it. Akin to circumfornicate, but less harsh and easier to explain in polite company.

A person who has far too many issues. One who is overloaded with angst. Derived from the fact that a magazine stand (in the non-slang sense) is a place where one can find many issues (also in the non-slang sense) of various periodicals.

Adjective. Descriptive of a woman who is small enough to be carried around during sex, while being penetrated. Similar to a spinner. The most interesting position for a portable woman is the walking 69, usually seen in porn videos. Do not attempt this at home.

In poker, a full house or full boat made up of cards of very low rank. The low valued cards are themselves referred to as rags, but when they become part of a full boat, they suddenly become a very strong hand. A rag boat generally occurs when a player finds himself involuntarily playing a very bad hand, or chooses to play them with the knowledge that it's a very bad gamble. Therefore, a rag boat is mostly luck. A rag boat also occurs in the sense of a hand that would have been made if such a bad gamble had been taken, but wasn't.