3 definitions by evablogger
"If not for Hair Force One, the wind would have whipped that wig right off their head at the last campaign stop!"
by evablogger September 3, 2016
People who are jacked up on coffee. Often have bad breath & can be easily spotted because they almost always carry a thermos everywhere they go. They drive too fast, talk too fast & are some of the most annoying people on the planet.
I thought that bitch had undiagnosed ADD, but when I smelled her breath I realized she was a coffee tweaker.
by evablogger August 23, 2016
A person who laughs at racist jokes, but isn't truly a racist. Someone with the ability to enjoy the humor that can be derived by pointing out the differences in the races, without being hateful about it, or thinking less of any race, including their own.
The current political climate is making it hard to be a gentle racist. I get a big laugh outta the #stopwhitepeople trends on Twitter but nowadays it brings out all these morons talking about "white genocide." It's just a joke!
by evablogger September 3, 2016