etak_soda's definitions

Dumping yourself

A situation arising from a relationship which is encourtering difficulty, where the one responsible for causing the turmoil does not end the relationship. Rather, the one in love and wanting the relationship to continue, ends the relationship as there is clearly no possibility for reconcilliation.

I think that dumping yourself is the only way that will prevent any further heartache, despite how much you love him.

by Etak_soda August 23, 2011

Frustranger

So frustrated from not having sex that you become an angry, unpleasant, bitch-of-a human.

I have such frustranger from this state of no sex!

by etak_soda December 26, 2011

Second snack

Outside of any traditionally allocated meal time, one picks out a chunk of snot from his nose and eats it.

Paolo was picking his nose and Raol stated "Amigo, no need for a second snack at 3pm!" However, it was too late for Paolo to retrench

by Etak_soda September 24, 2011

Consolicularitis

Swollen sore tesicules from bashing the gaming console on your package during bursts of outrage, resulting from playing war games on xbox.

During a marathon session of playing xbox, Wilson eventually had enough and screamed "goddamn it!" when he died (again), and simultaneously bashed the console into his testicules, resulting in severe consolicularitis.

by Etak_soda September 29, 2011

?

When sent in a text message, with no accompanying message, meaning that you are as ripe as pie for a booty call.

Amelia texted "?" to Shane. His response was instantaneous, "tell me when and where, i'll be there."

by Etak_soda December 6, 2011

Shame eater

Indulging in an exorbitant quantity of food, outside of any meal time, and hiding the fact that you have just scoffed an amount of food that would feed a small town in Kenya.

It's 4pm and Louanna has once again found herself in the stationary cupboard in the office, hiding away from her colleagues, as she stuffs her face with a large serving of McDonald's fries. Louanna is clearly displaying the behaviours of a shame eater.

by Etak_soda September 9, 2011

Corsetted appetite

A suppressed sensation of hunger due to wearing an extremely tight corset, for the purposes of doing exactly this as well as to push up your breasts as high as possible so that they are in the line of vision of men.

"I can't eat a thing, i think I have a corsetted appetite" she said as he stared at her breasts popping out the top of her corset.

by Etak_soda September 21, 2011