Definitions by etak_soda

Kebabinated 

When you indulge in a kebab after a big night out on the booz, and it feels soooooo good at first, but by the time you get to the end of it, there is complete and utter regret because you now feel soooo ill.

I've just been kebabinated.

Kebabinated by Etak_soda December 27, 2011

Emo unload 

The release of pent-up emotions which one attempted to repress while getting dumped by the love of your life.

I served him with am emo unload following the myocardial infuctuption which resulted from him ending the relationship.

Emo unload by Etak_soda December 26, 2011

Frustranger

So frustrated from not having sex that you become an angry, unpleasant, bitch-of-a human.

I have such frustranger from this state of no sex!

Frustranger by etak_soda December 26, 2011

? 

When sent in a text message, with no accompanying message, meaning that you are as ripe as pie for a booty call.

Amelia texted "?" to Shane. His response was instantaneous, "tell me when and where, i'll be there."

? by Etak_soda December 6, 2011

Post retail

Following a lengthy and intense session of shopping, that flat feeling resulting from a lack energy and a dull mood from being surrounding by shopping malls.

Him: Can I come over this afternoon?
Her: No sorry, I'm post retail.

Post retail by Etak_soda November 27, 2011

Consolicularitis 

Swollen sore tesicules from bashing the gaming console on your package during bursts of outrage, resulting from playing war games on xbox.

During a marathon session of playing xbox, Wilson eventually had enough and screamed "goddamn it!" when he died (again), and simultaneously bashed the console into his testicules, resulting in severe consolicularitis.

Consolicularitis by Etak_soda September 29, 2011

Lolbang

A verb used to ruin the beautiful act of lovemaking. May also be used in an affectionate way, such as when someone is actually trying to tell you that they love you and that you are the best lay they have ever had.

"Can I lolbang you?"
"Sure hun, after I ram my fist up your arse."
(giggles from both parties)

Lolbang by Etak_soda September 29, 2011