1 definition by epic1L

tortify

1) To commit a tort.
2) To tortfease.

Tortfeasor: I just tortified your mom.
Son of the afflicted: Dude. WHY would you tortify my mom? Why!?
Tortfeasor: Yup. Smacked her so hard her lip ring melted. Intent AND offensive contact baby.
Son of the afflicted: That was my dad you tard.

by epic1L December 7, 2011