Comparison to being like a precocious child who very blatantly does what it takes to get some shakes: literally, putting your hand in his/her pocket and fishing for it. Too young and/or stupid to be embarrassed.
Well, I'll be a dipped twat in a pig's pocket if that ain't the prettiest smile I've seen since my last round 'about this corner.
Chanted imperative when sitting down is needed. No droning allowed please. And no musical chairs; everyone who needs to must, wherever.
Elderly patrona: "Excuse me you strapping young lad, but would you be so kind ..."
Seated lame-ass: "On mah settee buddah."
Presumed lead poisoning, causing acts of extreme blankness.
"Maybe the lead in his head will gently bend the branch down to the ground before he finds out what it takes to make it to heaven."
X-ers teetering off their crastcally placated, whack, tarty lemon dependencies. It may have hyper-active side-effects if injested by a Y-er.
"Bob, would you like some slackocide for those rug burns before I go for the take-down?" Ralph
before(big surprise) Natalie Wooding his
off to the side.
. A male child prostitute who usually is working in exchange for drugs.
Your boil tried to pimp me.
Kind story made up to cover-up or smooth over a
's drug and/or prostitution activity.
Those things we never have to wash after dinner.
Hon, I'm sure there are plenty of bears in the park who'd love to spend the weekend with those crastic plates.
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