12 definitions by enviroman

oiks

Oikophobic meta-cognizant uttering. Afraid to go back inside or wanting to leave but weather-prone, kind of like getting the heebie jeebies but before its about to happen.

Oiks, those drabbies are curtailing my view," as in curtains making a window treatment need acne. Or "Oiks, I gotta get out of here.

by enviroman June 21, 2011

on mah settee buddah

Chanted imperative when sitting down is needed. No droning allowed please. And no musical chairs; everyone who needs to must, wherever.

Elderly patrona: "Excuse me you strapping young lad, but would you be so kind ..."

Seated lame-ass: "On mah settee buddah."

by enviroman September 22, 2011

frank

the original bunny suit your aunt sent you that you had to wear or you'd get no presents.

She made me wear frank, but I needed to cry a little because I thought Daddy was trying to turn me into a dog or something, you know, so if you could remove that photo from your secret frank shrine, I won't press the button, O.K.?

by enviroman June 24, 2011

fuck

'Frolic' spoken quickly with a thick Scottish accent or by a body with no front teeth, it is phonetically interpretted and then written in English as it sounds.

Whare aya go'in lass? I wuz wuntin tah fuck with yah.

by enviroman November 15, 2011

Goible

Kind story made up to cover-up or smooth over a goil's drug and/or prostitution activity.

Her scrabble-squabble perched a nice goible over her scarlet letter.

by enviroman June 23, 2011

crastic plates

Those things we never have to wash after dinner.

Hon, I'm sure there are plenty of bears in the park who'd love to spend the weekend with those crastic plates.

by enviroman June 27, 2011

lead in his head

Presumed lead poisoning, causing acts of extreme blankness.

"Maybe the lead in his head will gently bend the branch down to the ground before he finds out what it takes to make it to heaven."

by enviroman September 22, 2011