matting

an increasingly popular 'hobbie'of wanking oneself on webcam, usually perfomed by unbelievably selfcentered, egotistic pricks.

Guy sitting at computer thinks: 'I'm going to matt now cos it's gona impress this girl so much'

by endixpan September 08, 2004

flummax

The bit of body between sholder and breast.

'She hit me right in the flummax'

by endixpan November 22, 2005