ascient

A person that lacks scientific knowledge or doesn't believe in scientific facts because of a conflicting belief system.

The ascient protested that Intelligent Design is a valid scientific theory.

by Emu Sam September 28, 2008

euch-arrest

The sacrament of incarcerating someone for stealing a cracker.

After indulging in curiousity by not swallowing the Eucharist wafer, the student was forced to submit to euch-arrest.

by Emu Sam September 28, 2008

theo-login

Someone who drops into a secular blog to post a comment for Christ.

The theo-login kept arguing long after the regular commenters identified them as a troll.

by Emu Sam September 29, 2008

theonoma

The spread of religion throughout secular aspects of a community or society. May be malign or benign. From Greek theos (god) and -oma (disease, morbidity).

Like a lot of debilitating diseases, theonomas are best prevented rather than treated.
-Revere, Effect Measure.

by Emu Sam September 28, 2008

Liar for Christ

A Christian who ignores the Commandment against lying when they believe that it will benefit Christ, God, Christianity, or convert a non-Christian to Christianity, or one not of their particular sect to their sect.

You say Intelligent Design is not Creationism, but you're just a Liar for Christ.

by Emu Sam September 28, 2008

Apollo-getics

Defending the reality of the moon landing.

The geeks indulged in some Apollo-getics and counter-Apollo-getics far into the night.

by Emu Sam September 28, 2008

baloney detection

Ability to sense or suspect a lie.

Somehow, my baloney detection tells me they fabricated the nonsense.

by Emu Sam September 29, 2008