emu sam's definitions

ascient

A person that lacks scientific knowledge or doesn't believe in scientific facts because of a conflicting belief system.

The ascient protested that Intelligent Design is a valid scientific theory.

by Emu Sam September 28, 2008

euch-arrest

The sacrament of incarcerating someone for stealing a cracker.

After indulging in curiousity by not swallowing the Eucharist wafer, the student was forced to submit to euch-arrest.

by Emu Sam September 28, 2008

theonoma

The spread of religion throughout secular aspects of a community or society. May be malign or benign. From Greek theos (god) and -oma (disease, morbidity).

Like a lot of debilitating diseases, theonomas are best prevented rather than treated.
-Revere, Effect Measure.

by Emu Sam September 28, 2008

theolo-gee

the argument that there must be a God because -- wow -- isn't everything just AMAZING!

The conservative Christian tried to claim a theolo-gee.

by Emu Sam September 28, 2008

Liar for Christ

A Christian who ignores the Commandment against lying when they believe that it will benefit Christ, God, Christianity, or convert a non-Christian to Christianity, or one not of their particular sect to their sect.

You say Intelligent Design is not Creationism, but you're just a Liar for Christ.

by Emu Sam September 28, 2008

they

1. third-person plural nominative pronoun

2. third-person singular non-gendered nominative pronoun

I was with a group of people, and they said . . .

I was with my best friend yesterday, and they said . . .

by Emu Sam September 28, 2008

theologenie

The act of summoning God to magically explain every problem.

The theo-login decided to theologenie their way through the million dissenting comments.

by Emu Sam September 28, 2008