2 definitions by emceedeejay

Fuck Logic

What you answer when someone asks about something completely illogical that happened.

Fred: I don't give a shit.
Chris: Well, I don't give a shit about your shit either.
Fred: You mean the shit that I don't give?
Chris: Yup.
Fred: So basically, you don't give a shit when I don't give a shit? That doesn't make any sense.
Chris: Well, fuck logic.

by emceedeejay January 10, 2015

Bone Loan

When you lend someone a sum of money that they can use to pay a prostitute.

After he broke up with his girlfriend, I gave my broke roommate a bone loan so he could afford a lap dance at the local strip club.

by emceedeejay January 8, 2015