1 definition by elsaandbumblebee
She's the love of your life. She's really cute and pretty, her smile will make you smile and she'll make silly faces at you just for fun. She'll love you to no end if you let her. But don't let her innocent eyes fool you, she's got a spitfire mouth and cusses every two words. She'll rip you to shreds and burn you alive if you ever piss her off. She's really goofy and easy-going, she's smart and talented, love her and she'll love you. There's no one else who'll make you as happy as she does. She's cheesy and says the dumbest shit ever, but that's what makes her so charming. She's a flirt to the core but once she starts liking you, you'll find her constantly insulting you with the brightest smile on this world. She's the sun of your solar system. Don't let her go, she's the light of your life. If she ever gets stuck in her head, hold her hand and walk her out, show her how beautiful the world is, especially with her in it. She's a wildfire and thunderstorm, made of starlight and moonshine. Also she doesn't like tomatoes. Seduce her with garlic bread.
X: Why are you smiling at your phone like that?
Y: Padma Sri texted me. She called me a fcking easy bake oven and then told me she loved me.
Z: I wish she would call me an easy bake oven and told me she loved me.
Y: Padma Sri texted me. She called me a fcking easy bake oven and then told me she loved me.
Z: I wish she would call me an easy bake oven and told me she loved me.
by elsaandbumblebee June 26, 2023