2 definitions by electricllizard

A wholesome phrase coined by comedian and social personality Theo Von. While it may be interpreted in multiple ways, the overarching concept is that of acceptance and invitation, with an open heart and mind. Extending the olive branch of friendship without judgement. It is sometimes augmented with the bonus boof-pack: "There's only room for two". (as in you are my Ride or Die.) That's extra love and indicates a very cool connection. If someone uses this vernacular with you, keep 'em close.
Homie 1: I'm off to sail the high seas, won't see you for a bit.
Homie 2: I'll be Upstairs!
Homie 1: Not sure about my living situation when i get back, may I crash w/ you if needed?
Homie 2: There's only room for two, my dude.
by electricllizard January 24, 2023
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When someone (usually a dudebro-chad-jagoff type, but not limited to males) is exhibiting especially bad behavior, this could be used as an insult/descriptive noun.
Becky: Brad just did the weirdest flex on me in the boathouse, telling me all about his trust fund.
Mellisa: Whatevs, just ignore that Crusty Cum-Rag!
by electricllizard January 24, 2023
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