elborracho's definitions

Ben Stiller

A person is not slang unless they can be used as a part of speech. Remember Jeff Gilooly? He was famous for hitting Nancy Kerrigan in the knee so to "Gilooly" someone is to strike them in the patella. Ben Stiller is famous in acting in movies so...can you Stiller someone? If you did, would that imply that you helped their acting career?

You blew him? So that's how he got herpes.

by ElBorracho February 23, 2005

Peekie

A woman whose birth canal has been filled with ejaculate to the point that it cannot contain it any longer, thus it begins to seep or "peek" out.

A state typically reached during unprotected "gang-bang" orgies.

It is like that Ivy rose will grow up to be a Peekie just like her mom Andi.

by ElBorracho January 20, 2006

c-section

I heard a bunch of thugs on the street talking about c-sections the other day and I thought it was a new rap group. I am so glad you selflessly posted this definition so that no one will ever be confused again.

Yes Andi, a c-section or caesarean section is a medical procedure. But I guess since medicaldictionary.com doesn't let people post their own definitions you had to come do it here instead. Can someone say, DESPERATELY LONELY AND CRYING OUT FOR ATTENTION?

by ElBorracho February 23, 2005

behooves

v. To be necessary, appropriate, or proper. This, by the way is NOT SLANG but I at least congratulate you on making a post where you don't mention your favorite foods or should've-been-aborted daughter.

BTW, "behooves me to want to" is a grammatical attrocity.

Andi's numerous nonsensical posts behoove me to vomit.

by ElBorracho February 23, 2005

Tearin'

Present participle of Tear; To rip apart, to shred in to little bits.

When you stick it in Andi's ass, you don't have to worry about tearin' it up. That chasm of a butthole is already streched all to hell!

by ElBorracho May 13, 2005

reverse racism

A term coined by people of an ethnic or cultural majority to demonstrate the fact that they don't understand the adversity that minorities truly face on a daily basis.

Billy cried "reverse racism" when the black boy called him a 'cracker' since it was not acceptable for Billy to call the boy 'nigger'. It's hard to understand how Billy was offended since no ancestor of his had even been called a 'cracker' as he was savagely whipped by a black man who owned him.

by ElBorracho February 23, 2005

puma

A homosexual man.

Origin: Mexican slang. One of the less offensive ways of calling someone gay (as opposed to, say, 'maricon'). Mexicans see the puma as the most affeminate of the big cats.

Eres pumita (you are a little puma).

Billy wore the Puma track suit to the restaurant, but was baffled by the laughter of the hispanic cooks.

by ElBorracho February 23, 2005