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scientologist

The fishie that took the bait and hasn't quite felt the hook.
I pity those Scientologists.
by El_Haggis September 13, 2006
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paris hilton

Paris Hilton: TX: (PAIR-ass HEIL-tun)
1. A lazy rich bimbo/snob who thinks s(he) can do whatever s(he) wants because his/her Capitalist Pig daddy can pay for it. Aka The American Dream gone out of whack.

2. A bad word.

Paris Hilton: living proof that cash ain't everything.
Example 1. <The President's family is just full of Paris Hiltons.>

Example 2. <The Boston Strangler once murdered someone by stabbing her up the Paris Hilton.>
by El_Haggis September 10, 2006
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Monica lewinsky

One who enjoys cigars.
That mob boss sure is a Monica Lewinsky.
by El_Haggis September 13, 2006
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Waldorf

A branch of private schools commonly found in mainly the US and Germany, and were founded by the Austrian Anthrposophist philosopher Rudolf Steiner.

Although Waldorf Schools are legitimate schools, critics continue to claim that the school is a cult, and that students are indoctrinated with the ideals of Anthroposophy. Though these allegations are probably false, Waldorf Schools do use some methods which may appear outdated or silly.

But overall it's a pretty good school.
Waldorf: the only school that is also the name of a salad.
by El_Haggis September 10, 2006
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Liberty Caps

The hat worn by crazy French Revolutionaries, who were obsessed with the word "liberte'". The cap idea was stolen from the American Revolution, although they originate in Ancient Rome. They are often associated with the Freemasons, who played important roles in both revolutions.

Liberty Caps soon became synonymous with French patriotism and hatred of the aristocracy, just as Freedom Fries have become synonymous with Bushist "patriotism" and paranoia towards The French.

Ominously similar to those floppy hats worn by the Smurfs.
"A sea of red liberty caps swarmed about the guillotine." -Dickens "A Tale of Two Cities"
by El_Haggis September 8, 2006
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fox news

Faux news

The only two major difference between Fox and The Daily Show:

1. The daily show does not claim to be "fair and Balanced" like Fox does.

2. While John Stewart tells the truth with a major Liberal spin on it, people like Bill O'Reily (affectionately known as Mr. Falafel) tell outright lies.

No wonder the station is named after an animal commonly associated with sneakyness.
Fox News: The foul breath of the neocons
by El_Haggis September 10, 2006
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Hammer and Sickle

The symbol of most modern Communist parties, often accompanied with a Red Star. Common in Italian graffiti.
by El_Haggis September 9, 2006
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