el_haggis's definitions

Monica lewinsky

One who enjoys cigars.

That mob boss sure is a Monica Lewinsky.

by El_Haggis September 13, 2006

UBERMENSCH

Ubermensch. (Ger) "Superman"
One who thinks himself superior than others. Usually in order to compensate for generally small penis and/or herpes.

Also:
See Neo Nazi or Ann Coulter.

Ubermensch?! I say Goober-minsch.

by El_Haggis September 9, 2006

Boston Strangler

(BAWHS-tun STRAYNG-lur)
An infamous serial killer/rapist who stabbed this one girl up the Paris Hilton.

The Boston Strangler could be comparable to Jack the Ripper.

by El_Haggis September 10, 2006

neocon

The only kind of Republican that can justifiably be a called a nazi.

Thanks to the Neocons, Godwin's Law is now obsolete.

by El_Haggis September 9, 2006

hammer

The Marxist symbol representing the factory workers, the sickle representing the farmers. Together they represent the uninted Proletariat.

This has now become corrupted by greedy tyrants such as Stalin and mao, to be a symbol of corrupt, totalitarian "Communist" dictatorships.

See Hammer and Sickle

by El_Haggis September 11, 2006

Leslie

Hobo on drag and reaccuring Mayoral candidate commonly seen in downtown Austin, TX. Is probably now richer than Michael Dell.

Aggies often seem to use this fact to make very pathetic and off-center steriotypes about Austinites.

Leslie: the truth about Corporate America.

by El_Haggis September 10, 2006

Russia

Historicaly, russia has actually been a very strong country. The person who posted above forgot to list the people who the Russians pwned, aka the Teutonic Knights, the Mongols (eventually, after being beaten by the Mongols for a couple of centuries), King Charles of Sweden, the Prussians, Napoleon, and the Nazis.

Even with all that, Russia, is growing weaker nowadays, mainly because of all the restrictions that other countries put on it.

But I have a hunch that Putin will become the next Tsar of all the Russias.

by El_Haggis September 13, 2006