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El Barto

Bart Simpson's tag name on the greatest TV show ever (M*A*S*H...lol). Often seen in Springfield specifically near the courthouse or alleyways. Homer even tries his own version of that tag creating the name "El Homo".
El Barto should not be pronounced as "El Burrito" contrary to popular belief. Notice the subtle difference in the LETTERS.
by El Barto June 11, 2004
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Liquid Swords

GZA's 2nd LP, often considered by many to be the best Hip-Hop album by any member of the Wu; even better than 36 chambers. Therefore making it the best Hip-Hop album ever.
Track List:
1. Liquid Swords

2. Duel Of The Iron Mic

3. Living In The World Today

4. Gold

5. Cold World

6. Labels

7. 4th Chamber

8. Shadowboxin'

9. Hell's Wind Staff/Killah Hills 10304

10. Investigative Reports

11. Swordsman

12. I Gotcha Back

13. B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth)
by El Barto May 12, 2004
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snoogins

When the snooch is in the nooch and the booch is to the noochy. A state of kidding or happiness that can be expressed with cool or great.
So, you wanna do me.
Response: Yeah
Snoogins (if applicable, snooch, snooch to the nooch, snooch-boochies, mad note)
by El Barto June 7, 2003
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Sponge

1. Birth control device.
2. Soaking device containing a wiping side and a soaking side for cleaning dishes.
1. This tuna tastes like a sponge.
2. This tuna tastes like a sponge, and not the kind of sponge that soaks up water and grime, but rather the kind that soaks up semen.
by El Barto June 13, 2004
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Eyepatch

With this eyepatch, a bottle of dewka, and maybe a ski mask I'll be able to pick up chicks or even hobags...by the dozens.

Warning: Do not wear eyepatch with brown belt...that's just tacky.
by El Barto May 11, 2004
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stravato

A cool teacher, known for letting people in late and yelling at kevin.
"Guys...guys? guys guys guys? Guyyyyyyysss...."

"HEY!"

"gimme a Z enter E enter"
by El Barto March 25, 2004
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bad time at the movies

when a woman has sex with a man with an unnaturally small penis, used especially when the woman can get no feeling from the act.(see danny)
by el barto January 15, 2003
mugGet the bad time at the moviesmug.

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