el barto's definitions

snoogins

When the snooch is in the nooch and the booch is to the noochy. A state of kidding or happiness that can be expressed with cool or great.

So, you wanna do me.
Response: Yeah
Snoogins (if applicable, snooch, snooch to the nooch, snooch-boochies, mad note)

by El Barto June 7, 2003

unnaturally hard

an erection resulting from the overuse of viagra or other horny pills

that old fogey is unnaturally hard

by el barto January 15, 2003

stravato

A cool teacher, known for letting people in late and yelling at kevin.

"Guys...guys? guys guys guys? Guyyyyyyysss...."

"HEY!"

"gimme a Z enter E enter"

by El Barto March 25, 2004

Sponge

1. Birth control device.
2. Soaking device containing a wiping side and a soaking side for cleaning dishes.

1. This tuna tastes like a sponge.
2. This tuna tastes like a sponge, and not the kind of sponge that soaks up water and grime, but rather the kind that soaks up semen.

by El Barto June 13, 2004

Eyepatch

Coolest article of clothing...ever.

With this eyepatch, a bottle of dewka, and maybe a ski mask I'll be able to pick up chicks or even hobags...by the dozens.

Warning: Do not wear eyepatch with brown belt...that's just tacky.

by El Barto May 11, 2004

bad time at the movies

when a woman has sex with a man with an unnaturally small penis, used especially when the woman can get no feeling from the act.(see danny)

by el barto January 15, 2003

potatoes

Term found in psycology books meaning vodka.
Common substance used in making vodka. Usually found in the ground.

Let's go drink some potatoes

by El Barto May 11, 2004