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Vaseline

1. n: Lubricant, used to make your teeth shiny and gums or lips healthy.
2. v: To rub someone the wrong way.
3. n: Great addition to toast.
4. n: Other lubricant uses, others on the site got to explain that already.
5. n/adj: A suave gent.
1. A vaseline smile is a tasty smile.
2. Bank Robberies have a way of vseline-ing innocent citizens, especially bankers.
3. Kathy: I'll give you toast if you take me shopping.
Terrance: No!
Kathy: The toast has a wonderful spread of vaseline.
Terrance: Get your jacket, I'll grab the toast.
4. Vaseline for jacking off is just "whack".
5. 'Terrance' mentioned above in Example 3 is quite vaseline-ish when it comes to his toast, dampened with vaseline.
by El Barto May 11, 2004
mugGet the Vaselinemug.

snoogins

When the snooch is in the nooch and the booch is to the noochy. A state of kidding or happiness that can be expressed with cool or great.
So, you wanna do me.
Response: Yeah
Snoogins (if applicable, snooch, snooch to the nooch, snooch-boochies, mad note)
by El Barto June 7, 2003
mugGet the snooginsmug.

Eyepatch

With this eyepatch, a bottle of dewka, and maybe a ski mask I'll be able to pick up chicks or even hobags...by the dozens.

Warning: Do not wear eyepatch with brown belt...that's just tacky.
by El Barto May 11, 2004
mugGet the Eyepatchmug.

Sponge

1. Birth control device.
2. Soaking device containing a wiping side and a soaking side for cleaning dishes.
1. This tuna tastes like a sponge.
2. This tuna tastes like a sponge, and not the kind of sponge that soaks up water and grime, but rather the kind that soaks up semen.
by El Barto June 13, 2004
mugGet the Spongemug.

Wu Tang

The second best Tang in the world. Next to grape, I mean poon of course. Consists of the RZA, GZA, ODB, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon the Chef, U-God, Ghostface Killah, Masta Killa, and Method Man. Also a large syndacyte consisting of Cappadonna and Killah Priest to name a few. Easily the best rap group with sharp lyricism named after the legendary Wu Tang sword of Chinese mythology. Most songs involve a kung-fu intro followed by great production and outstanding lyrics. All nine hail from Shaolin (Staten Island) and have produced 4 group albums in addition to MANY solo projects.
Wu Tang is still alive and still nothing to fuck wit'. Witty Unpredictable Talent And Natural Game. Lyrcicism example: "What is the meaning of C.R.I.M.E?/ Is it Criminals Robbing Innocent Motherfuckers Everytime?"/~GZA
by El Barto April 26, 2004
mugGet the Wu Tangmug.

VietCong

n: South vietnamese rebels during the Vietnam war.
adj: Used to describe something communistic, rebellistic, witty, or elusive-istic.
The fork in this plastic bag of plastic "silverware" is sharp and elusive like the vietcong. I wish I could find it, but the "plasticware" is really crowded, it's like a jungle in the bag and I cannot find the *explitive* fork. I really need the fork to eat some cake...with sprinkles.
by El Barto June 14, 2004
mugGet the VietCongmug.

bad time at the movies

when a woman has sex with a man with an unnaturally small penis, used especially when the woman can get no feeling from the act.(see danny)
by el barto January 15, 2003
mugGet the bad time at the moviesmug.

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