2 definitions by el asno 90210

pasta-monster

A large splash of bloody cum onto a girls face. Usually givin after inserting a rod into the penis.

Last night i pwned you mom with a pasta-monster. The pain was worth it!

I got aids from a pasta-monster.

by el asno 90210 April 3, 2007

peartree

A large dokey in the shape of a peartree. Often has corn in it. Many downsydromous children eat such a delicacy. When trying to push this beast out involves the sound of someone having bum sex behind the closed door.

"Man did you see the peartree Phillip droped in the john? It ripped his bumhole apart, and craked the toilet!"

by el asno 90210 April 3, 2007