6 definitions by ejb723

feremel caramel

the feremel caramel is quicker than you

1: "no look the feremel caramel it's above you"
2: "no what the fuck fuck whast the fuck"
1: "got to burn it!!!!!!"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023

a worker's dozen

the sexual act of receiving oral sex before ejaculating into a soft-boiled egg (other eggs are available)

1 (with rizz): "wanna catch this a worker's dozen, girl?"
2: "i am contacting the police"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023

slibbee

when incredibly high and taking a nap but not quite being asleep and having the wiggled

1: "you fully greened out dude, you were having a nap swaying from side to side"
2: "no man, i was just having a slibbee, i wasn't even asleep"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023

floppy is audi

probably a pigeon flopping about in a city square (notably piccadilly gardens)

"FLOPPY IS AUDI, LOOK"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023

355 (cocktail)

equal parts spiced rum and mixer (typically supermarket own brand coca-cola)

1: "i'm way too sober man, wanna head back for a 355 (cocktail)?"
2: "fuck yeah, man"
1: "should be able to meet them all at the next bar, still"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023

bagging bitches at the horse shop

the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place

it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners

1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023