3 definitions by eight trillion cookies

roblox

the game that a 40 year old dresses like a hot dude and gets the girls

Tommy:! hi friend!!!!!!!!!! did u hear about jessie and how she got abducted by the 40 year old neighbor on roblox?

James: get noob

by eight trillion cookies July 31, 2019

Soccer

The sport where you don’t actually know when someone is hurt or is just whining for the player to get a yellow card.

Soccer

by eight trillion cookies July 31, 2019

Love is love

When you just finished cheating on your wife and your only excuse is ‘love is love’

Guy 1: That was amazing, I hope my wife doesn’t find out.

Girl 1: Yeah, that was amazing. Your dick is huge.

*wife comes in*

Wife: WHAT THE SHIT IS GOING ON IN HERE?!!!

Guy 1: UH..... LOVE IS LOVE?

by eight trillion cookies July 31, 2019