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7 definitions by eggjones1

 
1.
This is a form of skid mark that appears in your underwear after having a tremendous amount of gas. It can happen all at once or accumulate over several farting episodes.
I need to wash all these fart crumbs out of my underwear.
by eggjones1 August 23, 2009
 
2.
A person who is famous for being famous and not for any thing the do or have done. These people are generally related to famous people either by marriage or are their children. They are also famous for being in the news for something that is abnormal like giving birth to 8 kids for example or for saying "don't taze me bro" on you tube. These people are bottom feeders and have no redeeming social value.
Paris Hilton is such a faux-lebrity. I wish the faux-lebrity octomom would drop off the face of the earth. I saw the faux-lebrity kids of Ozzy Ozbourne on Punked today.
by eggjones1 August 26, 2009
 
3.
A Penis
She so loved golden showers she bent my piss hose.
by eggjones1 August 17, 2009
 
4.
A dirty person with shabby clothes and a pony tail usually missing teeth and stoned. These people are seen walking or hitch-hiking because a) they cannot afford a car, b) no one would pick them up because they would steal your pot.
Look at that fuckin' hoofy hitching a ride. I bet he would kill us for our pot.

Hey, swerve the car and hit that hoofy over there.
by eggjones1 August 17, 2009
 
5.
Nick name for Y. E. Yang winner of the 2009 PGA Championship upsetting Tiger Woods. The word is a representation of the sound his massive driver makes when hitting the ball.
Y. E. Yang steps up to the tee, takes his back swing and "YE-Bang" straight down the center of the fairway.
by eggjones1 August 17, 2009
 
6.
The hair style male golfers get when wearing a visor.
Y. E. Yang won the PGA championship in 2009 sporting a massive vifro.
by eggjones1 August 17, 2009
 
7.
the natural act that follows eating several ears of hot buttered corn on the cob
Where's Duke? He's "corning" the stool, or Man I really corned, or Move!! Got to corn really bad!!!!
by eggjones1 August 21, 2011