1 definition by eestlaneeeee jeee

really a kickass country lamed down by the soviet union. one of the most techologcaly advance county with wireless in like everywhere, so you can surf porn even while on a bus( not reccomended because of russians who steal and use WAY-WAY excessive swearing).
Good thing about estonia are
+The estonian attitude- noone really cares and go on with their own business
+EXTREMELY HOt chicks all around of all tastes(blondes, brunettes, sluts, goths etc there are unfortunetly not many redheads)
+If theres a will theres a way. you can get anything no matter how young or old you are but please no babe stealing and pedophiles
+night life is awesome and therre are loads of parties
+Estonian beer is the bestest in the universe(fo' real)people who say that belgian beer is better are fucking psychos cause belgian beer is watered down piss flavored... piss

Bad things are
-Russians( some are actualyl really cool and stuff but there are lots more swearing wiggers and skin heads)
-school system ( not really that bad, you are actually way ahead of everyone else in the world but there are way too much homework)

SO.... really no dissing estonians cause we are a kickass nation with some bad history with über cool people nature and people

in estonia me and my friend were walking around in tartu( better then tallin cause there are way more hotter chicks there) when we decided to stop by and buy food when blam a hot chick then a bit later blam another then blam out of nowhere a couple of friend pop out then again blam hot chick then blam beer
by eestlaneeeee jeee September 14, 2006
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