eekemper's definitions

snorked

the act of having your crotch sniffed by an unfamiliar dog

I tried to act cool in front of her parents while her fucking Doberman snorked me

by eekemper December 6, 2004

gibbledy-goo

the cum left in a condom after use

When I tore the condom off, a big wad of gibbledy-goo went flying and ended up hanging off the rafters. "Try explaining that one to the cleaning lady," I said.

by eekemper December 6, 2004

squack

Spanking the vulva prior to, in between, or after sexual intercourse of any kind.

As I ate her out, I gave her a couple of squacks, which made her gasp.

by eekemper December 6, 2004