4 definitions by edju

a geeky guy who get"s an immediate hard on when he talks to his pussybitch girlfriend
Bill must be talking to his pussybitch girlfriend again,everyones laughing at his cell phoner boner.
by edju June 25, 2007
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Named after famous Los Angeles TV/Radio personality Kevin Manno, cohost of top rated morning radio show Valentine in the Morning, person with this characteristic possesses lightning quick wit and humor with biting sarcasm. People possessing Mannoism are also known to bend the rules to the point of crossing ethical boundaries, but in a good-natured way as highlighted by popular segment “Kevin’s Unethical Life Advice”.
How do loyal Mannoism practitioners (aka Mannoist) nap in the office? You spill paper clips on the floor and sleep in front of the office door. When someone opens the door and hits your head, you wake up and say “Oh, I just spilled paper clips all over the floor!”

Ed, practicing full Mannoism, was forcibly removed from a restaurant when his date was seen brazenly smoking in the dining room. Unfortunately, he couldn’t escape without paying the dinner bill.

Andy found out the hard way that yelling “Money Up” at La Puente Wells Fargo is ill advised. Who woulda thunk that not everyone in greater LA was fully versed in Mannoism. C’est incroyable!
by edju August 8, 2019
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Someone who is prone to "LIKE" his own status updates or links on Facebook. Coined after a user who's notorious for this habit.
Dude, you "LIKE" your own comment? You just pulled an Edju!
by edju February 5, 2010
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A reverse photobomb, sneaking a snapshot of a celebrity while pretending to shoot a selfie.
Tom: Check out a photo of me and Peyton Manning!
Edju: Dude! You had me fooled. I should have known it was a sneakie!
by edju December 6, 2013
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