182 definitions by eda-skip

Oreo cum

Oreo cum is the combined cumshots on the cookie that guys use when they're playing the masturbation game, Cum-on-a-Cookie, which the last guy to cum has to eat.

We played Cum-on-a-Cookie, and I lost, so I had to eat the Oreo cum!

by eda-skip December 12, 2021

virgin asshole

A virgin asshole is a guy's butthole that has never been fucked by another guy's dick.

My older cousin was the first to fuck my virgin asshole!

by eda-skip June 6, 2022

tubesteak and white gravy

tubesteak and white gravy is a guy's dick covered with his cum.

Feeding time! I've got tubesteak and white gravy for ya!

by eda-skip May 16, 2023

Big Red

Big Red is what I call my dick when I wear a penis ring that makes my cock engorge and turn red.

The last cadet to suck Big Red was Matt!

by eda-skip October 13, 2021

Le monde appartient a ceux qui se levant tot.

"Le monde appartient a ceux qui se levant tot." means "The early bird gets the worm." in French.

I always think "Le monde appartient a ceux qui se levant tot." when I awaken with some guy's dick in my mouth!

by eda-skip November 2, 2021

hand

A guy's hand is his first sex partner.

When I was a young teenager, my hand was my favorite sex partner!

by eda-skip October 31, 2021

the worm

the worm is a guy's morning wood.

In our pod, the first guy who wakes up and wants to take care of his morning wood, dick-slaps another cadet awake with the worm and says "Suck dick!"

by eda-skip November 7, 2021