182 definitions by eda-skip

dick-whacking

dick-whacking is jerking off.

When I wake up I like to start my day with some dick-whacking!

by eda-skip October 18, 2021

Cum-Envy is the feeling that some guys get when they see another dude shoot ELEVEN cumshots when he blows his load.

I know some of my cadet buddies get Cum-Envy when they see me blow my load!

by eda-skip October 7, 2021

cum-lube is the cum of one guy who squirts it on the dick of another guy who then uses it as lube to jack off with.

Matt blew his load on my boner and I used it as cum-lube and jacked myself off!

by eda-skip May 23, 2022

boner rubbing is masturbation.

I like to start my day with a little boner rubbing!

by eda-skip July 6, 2022

Cum-Rock Candy is a confection made with cum and sugar.

We all jacked off in a beaker, added some sugar, and put it in the candy maker, so we'll have Cum-Rock Candy soon!

by eda-skip October 8, 2021

Squirt X 11 means for a guy to squirt cum 11 times when he has a cumgasm.

by eda-skip January 1, 2022

uncut wood is an uncircumcised boner.

Since many of the cadets in my squadron are uncircumcised, I suck a lot of uncut wood!

by eda-skip March 30, 2022