108 definitions by ed
whens something is kaning it means it is absolutely quality and quantity at the same time. or in different context it could mean somethings hurting.
those tits are fucking kaning!
my leg is absolutely kaning!
by ed Mar 21, 2005 add a video
To make an arse out of yourself infront of people/persons you are either attempting to impress or would hope to impress so as to garner some form of gain be it sexual or otherwise.
"and then his bike toppled over right infront of a car full of hot chicks. It was a total rendrag."
by Ed Jan 4, 2005 add a video
|45.||underage beer liaison|
Usually a twixter, above legal drinking age, who buys beer for underage kids in return for admission to their parties. First mentioned in a Saturday Night Live Skit.
"You are such a lose, you live in your parents basement and you don't even have a job!"
"I do so, I'm an underage beer liaison!"
by ED Mar 16, 2005 add a video
a cool loser
a nice guy but a bit odd
a wierdo with style
aaaaaaaawwww basey jesus christ
by ed Sep 27, 2004 add a video
To dismiss a specific activity.
I fucked off meeting Bob to stay in bed.
Had an exam earlier. Fucked it off.
by Ed May 6, 2004 add a video
1. Literally, indicative of a sparing application. Frugal.
2. In the U.S., commonly used by many members of the Republican Party to contrast themselves with liberal politicians, commonly of the Democratic Party.
3. Originally used by Republican Party (U.S.) members to mean conservative application of laws, or minimal government.
4. In modern times, used to indicate existing or past values as opposed to new values. In this sense, "conservative" refers to personal behavior rather than the use of laws. A synonym for this definition would be "unchanging."
When using the word, it is important to note whether it is used to refer to a political theory/system or personal values/behavior.
In the case of number 3 above, both the Republican and Democratic parties hold conservative _political_ values (in that they want minimal government regulation), but about different subjects. For example, the Democratic Party typically believes in conservative (minimal) use of laws regarding drugs, sexual practices, and film/TV. The Republican Party does not follow conservative political theory in those matters, but does for issues of taxation, guns, and employment practices.
However, even though both parties hold conservative political values in some cases, neither maintains a consistant philosophy based on conservative application of government regulation. Both the Republican and Democratic parties in the U.S. use the word to refer to enforcing conservative _personal_values_ (such as those influenced by religious background or otherwise, see number 4 above), but with differing opinions as to whether or not it is a good thing.
The original political use for the word conservative, as in number 3 above, is more similar to the political adjective/noun libertarian in use today, which describes a philosophy of minimal government,
by ed Jul 25, 2004 add a video
Acronym - Good All Round Value
Those Tesco value cookies were GARV.
That Stella was reasonably priced AND got me drunk, what GARV.
by Ed Feb 19, 2004 add a video