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A derogation for flamboyent individuals of Asian decent, typically those who are strikingly culturally inept; derived from the instant ramen brand "noodle time."
Hey Freddy, what went down in class today?

Hmmm. I can't remember because I was stained... Oh, that Noodle Time brought in some of them chinese cookies. That noodle time, he's a good guy, even if he is an oddball. And I wanna fuck his sister too.
by eapert McDangles June 11, 2006
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1. Short for a twenty dollar bill.

2. The opening of the female genitalia.

3. A designated area for frequent intercourse.
For just one twat spot, you can pork Billy Bobs sister Maggy Joe in the twat spot.
by eapert McDangles June 11, 2006
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Under the influence of cocaine; also called "skied out"
Freddy ran up in the liquor store, all Skied Up, and the gooks mushed up his dome piece.
by eapert McDangles June 20, 2006
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A man's "Johnson;" derived from the expression, "I'd definitly stab it in your sister's ass."

*Ass in this context can mean both a vagina or anal cavity.
Yo Freddy, I hit your moms off with the ass shank last night. She loved it.
by eapert McDangles July 7, 2006
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Yo Freddy, wouldn't you park your car in my sister's ass?

Yeah... But she's a CUNT though; she Can't Understand Normal Thinking.
by eapert McDangles July 2, 2006
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1. A purchase of cocaine. Also can be used as to signify the use of cocaine among friends in a social gathering.
Fuckin A, I pawned my brother's nice watch to get a Pleasant change of weather. He's gonna shit when finds out. But fuck him, what do I give a fuck?
by eapert McDangles June 11, 2006
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One who launders money for criminals, usually owners of small private buisnesses with large cashflow.
"What can I do? I can't put that amount of cash in the bank, it raises a red flag..."

"Hmmm. I'll introduce you to clean face, he runs a little shipping outlet. You can give him your cash and for a small percentage he'll give you paychecks."
by eapert McDangles June 12, 2006
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