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CUNT

Yo Freddy, wouldn't you park your car in my sister's ass?

Yeah... But she's a CUNT though; she Can't Understand Normal Thinking.
by eapert McDangles August 25, 2006
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cunt swab

One who consistanly, and effortlessly, ruins the fun in a social setting; typically by acting hysterical and moody.
Why do you invite that cunt swab Fuckball Fred over on poker night, he just cries like a little bitch when we beat the shit out of him and pour molten iron in his ass. Fuck that guy.
by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006
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stained

Stoned on an assorted variety of pyscho-active substances.
Hey freddy, what went down in class today?

I dunno, you an me was gettin stained earlier, remember?

Oh yeah... That was you?
by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006
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twat spot

1. Short for a twenty dollar bill.

2. The opening of the female genitalia.

3. A designated area for frequent intercourse.
For just one twat spot, you can pork Billy Bobs sister Maggy Joe in the twat spot.
by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006
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Urban Farm

The residence of one who aqquires and distributes pharmaceutacul substances via the black market.
Hey officer, where can I find some oxy-cotin's?

Do you have a prescription?

Fuck no I don't.

Hmmm. There's an urban farm up in stapelton, room 311. But you have to be careful, them porch crickets is trouble.
by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006
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whack

1. adj; something in bad taste or is otherwise unappealing.

2. verb; to murder someone.

3. verb; to masturbate.
1. Yo Freddy, turn off the country music. That shit is whack.

2. Freddy, turn off that fuckin' country music before I go and whack ya.

3. Freddy, I said turn off the country music, I didn't say pull your johnson out and start whackin' it. The fuck?
by Eapert McDangles June 30, 2006
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Cracker Jacks

A derogation for a group of unappealing caucasions; also can be used to identify caucassions who ought not to be trusted.
Word up, them niggas got garbage down the block. Yo son, check the Cracker Jacks goin in the buildin. Word up, let's knock em out the box.
by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006
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