eViL pOp TaRt's definitions

lateral cleavage

Lateral cleavage refers to the display of a woman's breasts from the side; a term more polite than sideboob.

While my prom dress did have a little lateral cleavage, it was still okay since I used dressmakers' tape to keep the nipples from being exposed.

by eViL pOp TaRt February 19, 2013

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

This is a sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious answer of "yes." Taken as a combination of the similarly-intended ones, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"

By the way, I'm Catholic.

Do I want an Abita Turbo Dog? Does the Pope shit in the woods?

by eViL pOp TaRt April 7, 2006

pornish hen

A pornish hen is a woman (or girl) who posts risqué pictures of herself on Facebook or other personal pages; or who does so in internet communities. This is a play on the term Cornish hen.

Vickie posted that picture of herself losing her bikini top; she's become a real pornish hen.

by evil pop tart October 15, 2009

Binet jockey

A Binet jockey is slang for a psychometrician: someone who administers psychological tests. From the perennial instrument, The Stanford-Binet Intelligence Scale. This term may convey anything from affection to scorn, depending on the context.

As a M.S. in a school system, Bettina was nothing but a glorified Binet jockey; but it paid the bills.

by eViL pOp TaRt May 12, 2010

technically-augmented ta-tas

A profile enhancement achieved through wearing padding in one's brassiere.

Want to cause a tempest in a C cup? Just get some technically-augmented ta-tas. A little padding works every time.

by eViL pOp TaRt November 20, 2005

minor benefits

The action of masturbating someone else.

The only way in which Trevor got lucky with Renée was with her providing minor benefits.

by eViL pOp TaRt August 14, 2010

righteousness orgasm

This is that warm and cosy feeling of self-congratulatory feeling of righteousness that accompanies ostantateous posturing for a socially approved cause or possessing conventional virtue.

Megan did not feel chilly, like an idiot, or like a slut despite wearing a homemade lettuce-leaf bikini in Raliegh; instead, she sustained several righteousness orgasms in feeling so superior to others less committed to her cause.

by eViL pOp TaRt July 3, 2010