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Get the rust standard mug.This term refers to the practice of advertising one's religiousity by wearing significant décolletage and having a cross suspended between the breasts. This is especially effective if the practitioner has either very prominent breasts or is not wearing a bra.
Jessica, who was both very religious and had been embarassed by her rather prominent breasts, made them into a spiritual asset by practicing décolletage ministry. She found it more effective than the John 3:16 signs.
by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006
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As a M.S. in a school system, Bettina was nothing but a glorified Binet jockey; but it paid the bills.
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by eViL pOp TaRt November 20, 2005
Get the technically-augmented ta-tas mug.A porcine cosmetologist is a periphrastic term for someone who puts lipstick on a pig; in other words, a spin doctor. This is someone who attempts to make something more favorable or attractive than it really is.
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