loony tunes

Jack is strictly loony tunes since Heidi ran off with the postman.
by eViL pOp TaRt September 06, 2005
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Binet jockey

A Binet jockey is slang for a psychometrician: someone who administers psychological tests. From the perennial instrument, The Stanford-Binet Intelligence Scale. This term may convey anything from affection to scorn, depending on the context.
As a M.S. in a school system, Bettina was nothing but a glorified Binet jockey; but it paid the bills.
by eViL pOp TaRt May 12, 2010
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A profile enhancement achieved through wearing padding in one's brassiere.
Want to cause a tempest in a C cup? Just get some technically-augmented ta-tas. A little padding works every time.
by eViL pOp TaRt November 20, 2005
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porcine cosmetologist

A porcine cosmetologist is a periphrastic term for someone who puts lipstick on a pig; in other words, a spin doctor. This is someone who attempts to make something more favorable or attractive than it really is.
The typical actor or politician in trouble is in need of a porcine cosmetologist.
by eViL pOp TaRt February 22, 2011
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minor benefits

The only way in which Trevor got lucky with Renée was with her providing minor benefits.
by eViL pOp TaRt August 14, 2010
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decolletage ministry

This term refers to the practice of advertising one's religiousity by wearing significant decolletage and having a cross suspended between the breasts. This is especially effective if the practitioner has either very prominent breasts or is not wearing a bra.
Jessica, who was both very religious and had been embarassed by her rather prominent breasts, made them into a spiritual asset by practicing decolletage ministry. She found it more effective than the John 3:16 signs.
by evil pop tart May 30, 2009
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pornish hen

A pornish hen is a woman (or girl) who posts risqué pictures of herself on Facebook or other personal pages; or who does so in internet communities. This is a play on the term Cornish hen.
Vickie posted that picture of herself losing her bikini top; she's become a real pornish hen.
by evil pop tart October 15, 2009
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