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58 definitions by eViL pOp TaRt

 
15.
This is an indirect way of referring to oneself as having some extra weight or insufficient tone, necessitating a crash diet and serious exercising before the summer.
When the moment she was dreading could no longer be avoided, Marie found that she was not bikini ready. Sigh!
by eViL pOp TaRt April 13, 2006
 
16.
A woman will know exactly when you're staring at her breasts. No exceptions.

This is applicable to all situations, not just on the internet.
Sienna sensed a definite rule 81 moment despite John's calculated diffidence.
by eViL pOp TaRt April 20, 2010
 
17.
A custom which originated in New Orleans, but has traveled easily elsewhere, where a young woman displays her boobs (breasts) for Mardi Gras glass bead necklaces.
Tomorrow is Mardi Gras: I will give a Mardi Gras bead flash with my exquisite minatures to the Burbocam as is my custom; after all, I am proud to be a New Orleanian and keep to our historical rights. Blank Katrina!
by eViL pOp TaRt February 27, 2006
 
18.
An extremely provocative swim suit, both because of its brevity and its political subtext, based on the pattern of the Confederate Battle Flag. For example, depending on the wearer, it may be worn as a sexy yet ironic statement about the fabled Lost Cause, or as a literal affirmation of the wearer's Southern heritage. Obviously, the implicit message is necessarily subjective.

Its first known manifestation was one worn by Bridget Fonda in "Shag: The Movie." While some Southerners were offended by it, Southern sociologist and chronicler John Shelton Reed pronounced it to be "fetching."
The Confederate flag bikini is a crowd-pleaser among the NASCAR set.
by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006
 
19.
This is a synonym for light (lite) beer; essentially a watered-down, unsubstantial beer.
Bud, being a wimp, went into Finnegan's Bar and ordered a Bud Lite. The Guinness-drinking crowd snickered at him for ordering a homeopathic beer.
by eViL pOp TaRt June 17, 2010
 
20.
Sweet Lolita (or Ama Lolita) is a Japanese fashion type that is characterized by light-colored, modest, cute-appearing dress with a lot of lace and frills. This is typically limited to Japanese teen and young adult women, but rarely guys may adopt this style too. The true sweet Lolita (as contrasted with the Gothic Lolita) tends to favor white or pink base colors with floral embroidery and concentrate on looking as sweet and cute as possible. The fabric used may consist of not just solid colors but floral and fruit prints, resulting in an appearance that is extremely sweet and like Victorian little girls. The character Momoko in Kamikaze Girls (Shimotsuma Monogatari) is an example of someone who is the true sweet Lolita.
Sakura enjoyed modeling her sweet Lolita outfit in her promenade in town.
by eViL pOp TaRt April 11, 2006
 
21.
A standard of low or suspect quality; the opposite to the gold standard.
When it comes to objectivity and fairness in news coverage, CNN sets the rust standard.
by eViL pOp TaRt November 20, 2005