eMan's definitions

powdered spine

Describes the act of having brutal sex.

Hey baby your gonna need a wheelchair after I powder your sping with my meat hammer!

by Eman November 20, 2003

waynar

Something that is way narly.
See: narly

Another use is sonar as in so narly.

Question:
What's it like to kiss a smoker?
1) An ash tray, 2) the floor of a barn,
3) I don't kiss smokers, 4) I smoke, therefore I have no taste buds.

Answer:
It depends on how horny and or drunk I am. If it’s on, then It's not an issue at all.

Otherwise I think it's waynar.

by Eman June 11, 2006

the aristocrats

The funniest joke ever invented in the history of humor. A joke so funny hearing it without proper preparation could cause death or serious internal bleeding.

........I don't get it.

by Eman January 31, 2005

i-pod

a portable mp3 player - the 21st century's answer to Sony Walkman(and Discman)

"I hope my girl gets me an i-pod for Christmas."

by eman November 10, 2003

foam

The act of shitting ones pants.

Hurry up and pull over before I foam my panties.

by Eman November 20, 2003