eMan's definitions

i-pod

a portable mp3 player - the 21st century's answer to Sony Walkman(and Discman)

"I hope my girl gets me an i-pod for Christmas."

by eman November 10, 2003

powdered spine

Describes the act of having brutal sex.

Hey baby your gonna need a wheelchair after I powder your sping with my meat hammer!

by Eman November 20, 2003

the aristocrats

The funniest joke ever invented in the history of humor. A joke so funny hearing it without proper preparation could cause death or serious internal bleeding.

........I don't get it.

by Eman January 31, 2005

foam

The act of shitting ones pants.

Hurry up and pull over before I foam my panties.

by Eman November 20, 2003

waynar

Something that is way narly.
See: narly

Another use is sonar as in so narly.

Question:
What's it like to kiss a smoker?
1) An ash tray, 2) the floor of a barn,
3) I don't kiss smokers, 4) I smoke, therefore I have no taste buds.

Answer:
It depends on how horny and or drunk I am. If it’s on, then It's not an issue at all.

Otherwise I think it's waynar.

by Eman June 11, 2006