e-bag's definitions

Ilb

Instant Loss of Boner

It was evening time and I was hard as a rock because of the girls gone wild commercial that just came on, little did I know that I was about to expierience an Ilb. The large lump in my pants then proceeded to fade away as I recieved a nudey pic from Bailee, the 250 pound girl that seemed to have a freak crush on me.

by E-bag March 29, 2010

Over-Under Achiever

Someone who achieves the extra unecessary achievements, but does them in a half-ass fashion.

Patrick decided to be an Over-Under Achiever when he went the extra mile to do his extra credit, even though he already had a 103 percent in his english class. This project was done in a very UNorderly fashion. The rough draft write-up ended up having its title 'rough draft' erased and then replaced with 'Final Project'.

by E-bag March 29, 2010

Uglymia

Severe distortion of the facial tissue, resulting in the common norm of social unacceptability.

Wow... Jane is a very unattractive woman. Was she born that way, or was she stricken with an unfortunate case of Uglymia?

by E-bag March 28, 2010

Niggerachie

I mix between a black male/female and a hispanic male/female.

The mexican mom hopped the border and the black dad ran through the ghetto to meet half way with each other to fuck and make they're Niggerachie baby.

by E-bag April 19, 2009

Pth

The sound you make when you spit hairs out of your mouth.

I forgot to shave my down stairs this morning so she was pth'ing the rest of the day.

by E-bag April 23, 2009