e's definitions

happier than a pig in shit

to be very happy, lovin life.

That fat bitch in mcdonalds is happier than a pig in shit

by e May 16, 2004

kilt

Another way of saying killed.

"Man, that dumb ass went and got himself kilt!"

by E April 5, 2005

Gucci

An expensive P.O.S. that people buy to feel they have money

look at that fool trying to be a playa in his wanna be azz gucci

by E December 30, 2002

I can't call it

Nothing much. Not too much. As in a response to, "what's going on?" or "what's up?"

Q: Hey, what's the good word?

A: I can't call it

by e January 3, 2005

rocketeer

A person that drives a motor vehicle with extremely excessive speed and shoots past other vehicles on the road. Applies to those who are also wheel whippers as they usually tend to do this after wheel whipping.

God DAMN! That rocketeer must be doing atleast 15 over the speed limit!

by E April 5, 2005

brick city

Tha livest city in Dirty Jerzee homey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Consists of 5 wards, has an airport, and a busy downtown section. I rep Da Brickz all day every day so hoffa @ cha boi.

I kno a hundred bloodz a hundred crips nikka i'm from New-ark, Newark!

by e February 10, 2005

The Ancient Ones

The Ancient Rulers of the Darkness, in a time before Time, when no Light existed. They who were slain by The Elder Gods, namely Marduk, begotten son of The Father Enki; Marduk who is Lord of Lords and Magician of Magicians, First Born and Ruler of The Elder Gods, Fashioner of The Magic Name, The Magic Word, The Magic Number and The Magic Shape and were cast into the eternal Abyss, The Netherworld, called Hades and Absu.

From the blood of Kingu, Ruler of The Ancient Ones, was the race of Man created and from the fluids of the vile Serpent Tiamat were the Heavens, the Stars and the Earth created.

The Ancient Ones keep constant watch over The Gates of Absu, forever seeking enterance into Our World, so that They may rule the Earth.

Wicked are those magicians that are skilled that they may rouse The Ancient Ones and rouse The Serpent of The Deep Waters, known as Cthulhu, and grant them access into Our World.

Grant thyself power by The Names of Elder Gods by reading and following to the letter the formulae contained within the pages of The Necronomicon, known as The Book of The Black Earth and The Book of the Dead, brought to us from the teachings and scripts of Abdul Alhazarad, known by many as The Mad Arab, paying particular attention to those written down within the pages of The Maklu Text and The Book of The Calling.

The Elder Gods did War in Heaven with The Ancient Ones, so as to create Light out of Supreme Darkness and the Heavens and The Earth and all that dwell therein.

by E April 6, 2005