e's definitions

Spliffwizard

the wizard of rollin spliff's

she is an Ingenious Spliffwizard

by e April 21, 2005

fagdaddy

noun: above all fags; equivalent to the godfather or don of the italian mafia.

I can't believe Noah would let Rick put it in his mouth; what a fagdaddy.

by E December 8, 2004

chitty chitty bang bang

A rather rediculous, old Disney movie that has something to do with an old piece of fuck car and a god damn family that likes it. I think the car flies in the movie or some shit.

This can also be used as a slang term for sex.

"Chitty chitty bang bang we love you!!!"

"Man, I am fittin' to pull a funky bit o' the chitty chitty bang bang on that nice piece of whore bitch trash over there."

by E April 1, 2005

twoflusher

(n.)A crap so massive that is takes to flushes in order to not clog the toilet.

"Man, I had to go to the bathroom so bad. That was a twoflusher."

by E November 20, 2004

I can't call it

Nothing much. Not too much. As in a response to, "what's going on?" or "what's up?"

Q: Hey, what's the good word?

A: I can't call it

by e January 3, 2005

elder god

The above definitions are incorrect.

The Elder Gods are an Ancient Stellar Race of Beings that dwelt in supreme darkness in a time long since forgotten, a time before there was ever Light. The Ancient Ones were the rulers of this darkness. Then came such a time that The Elder Gods stood up against the evil Ancient Ones and thus a Great and Terrific War was fought in the Heavens.

The Great God Marduk, Begotten of Our Master Enki, Ruler of the Seas; Marduk, who is Lord of Lords and Master of Magicians, Fashioner of The Magic Name, The Magic Shape, The Magic Number and The Magic Word, was given Fifty Weapons and Fifty Powers with which to fight The Ancient Ones. These Powers are the remaining, unmentioned Names of The Elder Gods.

During The Great War, the awful God Tiamat, The Writhing Serpent, was slain by Marduk and thrown down into Absu, The Abyss, there to be forever kept, save when a magician of the blackest of arts is skillful enough to rouse The Ancient Ones and The Serpent of the Deep, Cthulhu, and open The Gates to The Outside and allow Them that dwell Therein entry into Our World.

And from the fluids of Tiamat were The Heavens and The Earth created as well as The Stars.

Also slain was Kingu, Ruler of The Ancient Ones, and from His body He did bleed and from His blood did The Elder Gods create the race of Man.

"Stoop not down, therefore,
Unto the Darkly-Splendid World,
Wherein continually lieth a faithless Depth
And Hades wrapped in clouds,
Delighting in unintelligable images,
Precepitous, winding
A black, ever-rolling Abyss
Ever espousing a Body unluminous
Formless
and Void"- The Chaldean Oracles of Zoroaster

by E April 6, 2005

Gucci

An expensive P.O.S. that people buy to feel they have money

look at that fool trying to be a playa in his wanna be azz gucci

by E December 30, 2002