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The act of putting your balls in and out of a persons mouth.
Well if ya didnt sleep with your mouth open I wouldnt have tea bagged ya dude
by e March 16, 2003
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The Elder Gods are an Ancient Stellar Race of Beings that dwelt in supreme darkness in a time long since forgotten, a time before there was ever Light. The Ancient Ones were the rulers of this darkness. Then came such a time that The Elder Gods stood up against the evil Ancient Ones and thus a Great and Terrific War was fought in the Heavens.

The Great God Marduk, Begotten of Our Master Enki, Ruler of the Seas; Marduk, who is Lord of Lords and Master of Magicians, Fashioner of The Magic Name, The Magic Shape, The Magic Number and The Magic Word, was given Fifty Weapons and Fifty Powers with which to fight The Ancient Ones. These Powers are the remaining, unmentioned Names of The Elder Gods.

During The Great War, the awful God Tiamat, The Writhing Serpent, was slain by Marduk and thrown down into Absu, The Abyss, there to be forever kept, save when a magician of the blackest of arts is skillful enough to rouse The Ancient Ones and The Serpent of the Deep, Cthulhu, and open The Gates to The Outside and allow Them that dwell Therein entry into Our World.

And from the fluids of Tiamat were The Heavens and The Earth created as well as The Stars.

Also slain was Kingu, Ruler of The Ancient Ones, and from His body He did bleed and from His blood did The Elder Gods create the race of Man.
"Stoop not down, therefore,
Unto the Darkly-Splendid World,
Wherein continually lieth a faithless Depth
And Hades wrapped in clouds,
Delighting in unintelligable images,
Precepitous, winding
A black, ever-rolling Abyss
Ever espousing a Body unluminous
Formless
and Void"- The Chaldean Oracles of Zoroaster
by e April 7, 2005
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1: In cyberpunk terms, any type of malware. Viruses, trojans, spyware,etc.

2: In normal boring everyday terms, the ice that covers black pavement, typicallly almost impossible to spot during the night and easily slipped on.
Just switching to Mozilla helps you avoid a lot of black ice.

I busted my ass on the black ice outside of Ruby Tuesday's.
by e April 19, 2005
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to you idiots out there who think that metallica wrote Fade To Black about suicide are sadly mistaken. They wrote the song about guitar amps that were stolen from them
life it seems will fade away.. drifting further everyday
by e December 28, 2005
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This phrase is an exclaimation which is used in substitute for and/or in coincidence with saying Jesus Christ. Popular variants are: crimminy, crimminus, crimminy godsus and crimminy crocket
by e March 23, 2005
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The Book of The Black Earth, The Book of the Dead. Entirely fictional. Though many of the names within the book are derived from Sumerian, Babylonain and Domascan mythology, the book still remains a clever piece of horror/sci-fi writer H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos. Brilliantly laid out to the point that it is still believed to be completley genuine by a great number of people and occult enthusiasts, The Necronomicon as we are able to read today is published by Avon books and accredited to a ficitonal author named Simon, possibly a sur-name for Lovecraft or one of his close and personal literary devotees during his life.
H.P. Lovecraft's fabled Necronomicon is entirely fictional, though believed genuine by many people, yet no one has ever heard of anyone successfully applying the formulae and rituals within the book.
by e April 7, 2005
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Pavement. The paved ground of a sidewalk or parking lot.
Yo, G-Wizza, you should open up that car soon, the pave-piece is burnin' my feet-skies.
by e December 16, 2004
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