Definitions by dustychenille

standing between the hams 

When you are experiencing the act of performing anal sex with your member from the behind area of your partner.

Mark thought perhaps Joe was buried deep in a beaver, but in fact he was standing between the hams.

standing between the hams by dustychenille March 18, 2017

Tallfinger 

Your middle finger.

Don't stick up your tallfinger, because it is bad luck and means you don't believe in Jesus. It also says, "Fuck you", which is a bad word.

Tallfinger by dustychenille April 7, 2015

chill the wine 

1. An invitation or salutation exclaiming (the goal has been met) "let's celebrate".

2. "Let's get this party started".

Chill the wine I'm coming home.

chill the wine by dustychenille April 4, 2011