A girl's vagina while she's on her period.
Mike didn't get any action last night from Erin, she doesn't allow any red zone play while Aunt Flo
is in town.
The result of being sedentary and drinking for almost two weeks while snowed in.
Man, between my beat up liver and this snow belly.. I don't want to see snow again til next year.
Someone that smuggles candy into the movie theater to avoid paying the ridiculous costs at the concession stand.
Kat is a horrible candy mule, she aborted the mission as she approached the ticket collector.
Someone that always takes a day to respond to your email.
I sent Jan that request, but she's a 24hr responder, won't know anything til tomorrow.
A belly that develops from drinking and being snowed in for weeks.
Man, I need to get my ass to the gym.. this blizzard belly has got to go!
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