dudeman's definitions

New York minute

An extremely short period of time.

I was over that weed, in a new york minute.

by dudeman December 8, 2003

Curl up and die.

What I want to do.

Just shoot me now.

by dudeman April 23, 2004

txt-back anxiety

When a girl says she'll text you later, and ages later she still hasn't but you don't want to call her or you'll seem like a desperate idiot. Suffered by desperate idiots and paranoid teenage freaks like me and the rest of my ragtag bunch of misfits.

I got bad txt-back anxiety when Emma said she'd text me later and she still hadn't like 8 hours later. Turns out she said 'I'll text you tommorrow'. Oh well, I'm an idiot.

by dudeman April 10, 2004

lost prophets

Misspelling of lostprophets.

Lostprophets are okay I guess.

by dudeman April 13, 2004

pokey the penguin

Pokry the Penguin has a degree in theoretical physics.

"Wait a minute, Pokeyzilla does not have a rocket launcher! You are just pokey!"

"Teehee!"

by dudeman February 21, 2004

the endless

Comic book characters, representing ideas. Comprised of Destiny, Death, Dream, Despair, Desire, Destruction and Delirium.

Delirium thought of Eblis O'Shaughnessys name.

by dudeman February 21, 2004

crowd surfing

One of lifes great pleasures.

Man, everyone was crowd surfing at TSNK last night.

by dudeman April 24, 2004