15 definitions by dudelookslikeachimp

someone who is just in it for a one night stand -- even when the other person is rich, beautiful, loves them and is ready to have children with them even if they have to hide it from the public.

Particularly someone who intentionally gets drunk to commit such one night stands after long plans to set up the opportunity.
I banged Paris Hilton then pushed her out of the car into the mud after she asked me to marry her. Boy I am a stupid fucker or what?

I stole Brad Pitt from his wife that night then ran away when he offered me her ring. I guess I am a pretty stupid fucker.
by dudelookslikeachimp January 22, 2008
A 1979 movie is rumored to inspire a huge surge in young men entering the ob-gyn field due to creatures exploding out of people's bodies.
I delivered a 10 month Latina baby that popped out just like in Alien. Boy was her mother's corpse a mess.
by dudelookslikeachimp December 29, 2007
A right wing gay guy who produces real hard-core master and slave themed crap for the right wing masses like Law & Order.
Did you see that Uncle Tom crap on TV last night? It must have been produced by a real Dick Wolf. It tried to say Meths labs aren't good business for children.
by dudelookslikeachimp December 29, 2007
AVP
AVP refers to the classical struggle between a mother and her children (alien) versus the innately child molesting man (predator). So called because the instincts and emotions of family are "alien" to men who only seem want to get to the females before they are ready to date (thus pre-dater or sex predator).
We had to call the police to take care of another AVP situation in the downstairs apartments last night.
by dudelookslikeachimp December 29, 2007
Also the male equivalent to a woman's fake headache -- though more widely used getting out of bad dates, chick flicks and other woman oriented activities than to avoid sex with the significant other.
"I am pretty sure Don gave me a man flu story because he didn't want to go to Sally's bridal shower with me."
by dudelookslikeachimp December 29, 2007
Appealing for soft emotional or sentimental reasons only; for chick-flick reasons only; sexually appealing to to those interested in male bodies -- alluding to or referencing the way feminine homosexual men stereotypically judge things.

Usually highlighting an items lack of the normal qualities expected from quality items of that type.

That race car with the pink stripes is really gay; my go-cart could go faster around the track.

300 was a really gay cartoon movie. But Alien is a gay movie too because it is so old and outdated. Real chick-flick stuff.

All the prizes at the carnival shooting booth are really gay; but my girlfriend like it.

Blue Boy and Seventeen are really gay magazines; but they get my sister's girlfriends worked up.

by dudelookslikeachimp January 22, 2008
Global Warming the natural and God given process by which excessive numbers of a dominate species are thinned out. The alternative to what states do when there are excess numbers of deer destroying their habitat and causing stress and disease in the population (i.e. hunting licenses to kill any adult male -- and in critical population situations licenses to kill limited numbers of females).

Note: Does not mean species extinction, especially for those privileged and well-prepared members of that species. Buy and fortify tillable high ground now.
The Senate was unable to decide on the lottery method for the Logan's Run and bomb Iraq Now bills last session and instead decided to defer to a Global Warming solution.
by dudelookslikeachimp December 29, 2007

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