An abusive sometimes angry critique of the victim's actions or work. Such a painful and embarrassing evaluation that it feels like the authority is trying to tear a new asshole for you. (Assholes being an embarrassing body area.)
Secondarily, tear a new asshole may refer to total domination by an opponent similar to a gay rape where the attacker didn't even bother to find to the actual asshole.
Secondarily, tear a new asshole may refer to total domination by an opponent similar to a gay rape where the attacker didn't even bother to find to the actual asshole.
The drunken male marines performance on the whore house obstacle course was so pitiful that their sergeant had to tear a new asshole for all of them with a rusty pocket knife. But he praised the females for being righteous Ho's on the beach.
by dudelookslikeachimp January 11, 2008
Get the Tear a new assholemug. Naive dimwitted brat who was pregnant at 16 -- but still probably better prepared to be a parent than her older sister Britney.
Jamie Lynn Spears is a typical Disney slut but still young enough that swelling ego hasn't erased her reflex to fake being nice.
by dudelookslikeachimp January 11, 2008
Get the Jamie Lynn Spearsmug. ass pimples that give the flesh that rough pig flesh complexion --- like Arnold Ziffle (pig on Petticoat Junction).
by dudelookslikeachimp February 24, 2008
Get the zifflemug. someone who is just in it for a one night stand -- even when the other person is rich, beautiful, loves them and is ready to have children with them even if they have to hide it from the public.
Particularly someone who intentionally gets drunk to commit such one night stands after long plans to set up the opportunity.
Particularly someone who intentionally gets drunk to commit such one night stands after long plans to set up the opportunity.
I banged Paris Hilton then pushed her out of the car into the mud after she asked me to marry her. Boy I am a stupid fucker or what?
I stole Brad Pitt from his wife that night then ran away when he offered me her ring. I guess I am a pretty stupid fucker.
I stole Brad Pitt from his wife that night then ran away when he offered me her ring. I guess I am a pretty stupid fucker.
by dudelookslikeachimp January 26, 2008
Get the stupid fuckermug. Appealing for soft emotional or sentimental reasons only; for chick-flick reasons only; sexually appealing to to those interested in male bodies -- alluding to or referencing the way feminine homosexual men stereotypically judge things.
Usually highlighting an items lack of the normal qualities expected from quality items of that type.
Usually highlighting an items lack of the normal qualities expected from quality items of that type.
That race car with the pink stripes is really gay; my go-cart could go faster around the track.
300 was a really gay cartoon movie. But Alien is a gay movie too because it is so old and outdated. Real chick-flick stuff.
All the prizes at the carnival shooting booth are really gay; but my girlfriend like it.
Blue Boy and Seventeen are really gay magazines; but they get my sister's girlfriends worked up.
300 was a really gay cartoon movie. But Alien is a gay movie too because it is so old and outdated. Real chick-flick stuff.
All the prizes at the carnival shooting booth are really gay; but my girlfriend like it.
Blue Boy and Seventeen are really gay magazines; but they get my sister's girlfriends worked up.
by dudelookslikeachimp January 26, 2008
Get the gaymug.