Definitions by drkull

douchbag 

Someone who sees the value of a system but decides to operate outside it for their own selfish reasons.

I ran from the cops and crashed my motorcycle into your yard man! I acted like SUCH a douchbag! (true story)

douchbag by drkull October 29, 2012

asswipe 

Someone who acts apathetically to others feelings, particularly around spreading derogatory rumors.

Dude: "Hey, rumor has it that you're a bit of a loose-cannon."
Me: "Rumor has it? Let's take it outside, ASSWIPE." (true story)

asswipe by drkull October 29, 2012