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The most prolific rap artist to come out of Brisbane. Was asked to tour as support act for 50 Cent but declined because he doesn't like porch monkeys and the fat-arsed watermelon eaters that they attract.
Hey yo dog let's represent at Curtain Wonderland and pop a cap in the Spotlight carpark fo shizzle. Lil' Curtains kickin it to the southside clique
by Drew Christx July 18, 2006
Get the lil' curtains mug.The nasty feeling when you take a shit and it feels like you're dumping out a ball covered in razor blades. Common problem experienced by porch monkeys who've eaten an unripe watermellon
I was squatting down to give Vicary a big Cincinatti bowtie, but when the shit came out it felt like my arse was a moon cricket on the stake at a KKK gathering. Bavarian ring sting up the ying yang
by Drew Christx May 25, 2006
Get the Bavarian ring sting mug.A sex fart. More often than not unplanned, but a formidable tactic when mastered. When combined with a good wolfbag it can produce the most insane orgasm ever.
If attempting this with a senior citizen, a stain resistant acrylic is recommended on the walls.
If attempting this with a senior citizen, a stain resistant acrylic is recommended on the walls.
"I was fucking Vicary up the poo when the fat slut decided to jump on top. She must weigh close to 300kg cause she pushed the biggest sart out of me."
by Drew Christx May 13, 2006
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Get the crumb mug.When you put your cock into the wire basket from the top of a champagne bottle and run around. It looks like a muzzled greyhound.
by drew christx May 27, 2005
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by drew christx June 6, 2005
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