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31 definitions by drew christx

 
1.
A female on the snow who makes you crack a fat even in sub zero temperatures.
Time to get out the guns and get us a ski bunny
by Drew Christx July 15, 2005
 
2.
One of the worst things you can call someone. One step above a moth.
That bouncer at Chalk is the biggest crumb.
by Drew Christx December 05, 2005
 
3.
The section of flesh between the cunt and the anus
See also banus
My cock missed re-entry and rammed into her canus
by Drew Christx November 11, 2004
 
4.
Sweat, or sweat marks visible on clothing.
I can't believe the humidity! I've got arse pelch up the ying-yang
by drew christx June 06, 2005
 
5.
The act of forcing ones premature departure from a non relevant discussion, whilst holding your thumb perpendicular to your neck and index finger directly toward the sky.
In the words of Chopper "Neck up, parrot"
by drew christx May 30, 2005
 
6.
A place that porch monkeys seem to congregate at. Good examples are pension offices, Centrelinks, pharmacies with their medical benfits card, bottle shops, KFC, fruit shops or anywhere with free shit or cars worth hotwiring or houses worth breaking into.
Walker: "Hey Jimmy, look at all those smabos over there!"
Jimmy: "Yeah well it is the watermelon festival and it's 2-4-1 40's day"
Walker: "Fuck, what a porch plantation. I bet Kernel Sanders wishes he was still alive. He'd make a killing out of all these wind chimes"
by Drew Christx January 17, 2007
 
7.
Means Dick in Pussy. Can be expressed as a percentage or ratio.
J. Holmes (cumshot legend) D in P = 100%.
Marriott D in P = 0%.

Hey Marriott. How's it feel to have a dick inside a pussy? Oh you've never had that! Holy shit! Holy Fuck Marriott - you've never had your dick inside a pussy. Well fuck you ya dumb cunt. Go work for your fucking low tier company.
by Drew Christx April 08, 2007