2 definitions by drcrawfishnoodle

Miami Mud Slinger

A person that would pre-crap the bed before having sex, loves the smell of turds

John: I just don't trust that guy

Keith: He looks like a Miami Mud Slinger

John: Well he sure ain't going to date my mom

by drcrawfishnoodle March 31, 2011

It’s like doggie style but with a dildo and two chicks. Both bray like donkeys.

"Madame Presson would def Tusken Ruff Raider SJP!"

by drcrawfishnoodle March 10, 2021