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16 definitions by dragonbreathp9d

 
1.
They hand you a tube of KY before the rape you up the ass.
Gearge W. Bush isn't even a compassionate conservative!
by Dragonbreathp9d July 11, 2006
 
2.
C'est la vie. Thats life, thats how it is. Life goes on. This is from Vonnegut's classic Slaughter House V.
He died in the war. So it goes.
by Dragonbreathp9d July 11, 2006
 
3.
One of the creepiest and most involving reads you will have in your life, its a story about a House that is alive, not in the gay "Monster house" way, but doors and hallways that are pitch black constantly appear. Read it. Be sacred.
House of Leaves is one freaky ass book!
by Dragonbreathp9d August 10, 2006
 
4.
"A complete douche bag who is also a dumbass. This word was invented by Jimmy, and became a fad at his school, although no one but him and Crake knew what it meant." thinks Snowman.

From the novel Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood
Bush is a cork-nut.

"You need to watch your drivin' cork-nut!"
by Dragonbreathp9d August 04, 2006
 
5.
Toast was a pointless invention from the Dark Ages. Toast wa an implement of torture that caused all those subjected to it to regurgitate in verbal from the sins and crimes of their past lives. Toast was a ritual item devoured by fetishists in the belief that it would enhance their kinetic and sexual powers. Toast cannot be explained by any rational means.
Toast is me.
I am toast.

----Form Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood
We used toast to sway the natives
by Dragonbreathp9d August 09, 2006
 
6.
A comical, non-vulgar synonym of "shit".
Ahhh, shmidt!

Piece of shmidt!
by Dragonbreathp9d July 13, 2006
 
7.
Something that was about to happen, but didn't, could be theoretical.
Dang, that saw liketabouta take my hand off.

She liketabouta get dirty in here!
by Dragonbreathp9d July 07, 2006