One of the creepiest and most involving reads you will have in your life, its a story about a House that is alive, not in the gay "Monster house" way, but doors and hallways that are pitch black constantly appear. Read it. Be sacred.
Toast was a pointless invention from the Dark Ages. Toast wa an implement of torture that caused all those subjected to it to regurgitate in verbal from the sins and crimes of their past lives. Toast was a ritual item devoured by fetishists in the belief that it would enhance their kinetic and sexual powers. Toast cannot be explained by any rational means.
Toast is me.
I am toast.