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a girl who is gross, but a hottie. She burps, farts, scratches her butt and when she picks her nose or ears yells, "Jackpot!"
Particularly desirable as a girlfriend as she's hot... and being gross herself, she can never be disgusted with you because she is disgusting herself.
Marry her.
Particularly desirable as a girlfriend as she's hot... and being gross herself, she can never be disgusted with you because she is disgusting herself.
Marry her.
You hit the jackpot, brotha! You’ve got a girlfriend who can never get on your case for being disgusting because she’s even more disgusting. Sonny is gross and a hottie. She’s a Grottie!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd August 20, 2010
Get the grottie mug.You're a traitor! You're a thought-criminal! You're a terrorist spy! I'll shoot you, I'll vaporize you, I'll send you to the salt mines!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 6, 2007
Get the thought-criminal mug.Don't try that. Don't bring up that subject. You'll get nowhere with me, by trying the argumentative tactic that you just attempted.
Person #1: Hey, stop drinking my beer!
Person #2: Well, you took a nibble of my chicken diable that time.
Person #1: Don't even go there.
Person #2: Well, you took a nibble of my chicken diable that time.
Person #1: Don't even go there.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd September 28, 2008
Get the Don't even go there. mug.UD Editor: Reject, reject, reject, reject, reject, reject, reject, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm reject, reject reject, reject, reject. HEY THERE'S ONE -- PUBLISH! Reject, reject, reject, reject...
Other Person: What are you doing?
UD Editor: Panning for gold.
Other Person: What are you doing?
UD Editor: Panning for gold.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 20, 2007
Get the panning for gold mug.Pennsylvania state Treasurer who committed suicide on TV in 1987. He was about to be sentenced and sent to prison. He called a press conference, read his suicide note, and blew his brains out with a .357 magnum.
It was snowing that day in Harrisburg, and lots of kids were home from school. Their cartoons were interrupted by this breaking news, in all its graphic glory.
Seared lots of young minds, it did. And this was pre-internet, mind you, so they weren't used to seeing stuff.
It was snowing that day in Harrisburg, and lots of kids were home from school. Their cartoons were interrupted by this breaking news, in all its graphic glory.
Seared lots of young minds, it did. And this was pre-internet, mind you, so they weren't used to seeing stuff.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd May 4, 2007
Get the Budd Dwyer mug.Charley: Why do we have half a million dollars? The bank we robbed should have only had five grand or so.
Harman: Whoo-hoo, we lucked out!
Charley: Maybe that little bank was a drop, a collection point.
Harman: Oh shit.
Harman: Whoo-hoo, we lucked out!
Charley: Maybe that little bank was a drop, a collection point.
Harman: Oh shit.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 7, 2007
Get the drop mug.What a lot of dumbfuck Monty Python fans think is actually a word. (I'm a fan, too, just not a dumbfuck.)
In the Cheese Shop Sketch, one character says to another, "It's staggeringly popular in this manor, squire." But if you google the word "manusquire," you'll see how many dumbfucks think that's what it is. The only references you'll see are where people transcribed the sketch and got the word(s) wrong and ones by other people who have read the first dumbfucks transcriptions and tried to parody the sketch in their lame forum postings, that just showed that they are worse than dumbfucks, they are DERIVITIVE dumbfucks.
In the Cheese Shop Sketch, one character says to another, "It's staggeringly popular in this manor, squire." But if you google the word "manusquire," you'll see how many dumbfucks think that's what it is. The only references you'll see are where people transcribed the sketch and got the word(s) wrong and ones by other people who have read the first dumbfucks transcriptions and tried to parody the sketch in their lame forum postings, that just showed that they are worse than dumbfucks, they are DERIVITIVE dumbfucks.
Omg, we smart Python fans are going to have to kick the asses of the dumbfuck ones for adding "manusquire," yet another unnecessary word to our lingo.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd August 23, 2007
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