8113

The year that the world's largest time capsule, "The Crypt of Civiliation" in Atlanta, is scheduled to be opened.

circa year 6000 --

Archeologist 1: Whoo-hoo! I just located a motherlode of info on a civilization four thousand years old.

Archeologist 2: Wait! You can't open it. It says, "Do not open till 8113." Too bad.

Archeologist 1: Darn.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 13, 2007

O'Brien

a white suprecemacist leader that George Costanza impersonated to get a free ride in a limo. George's lie nearly cost him his life, as he faced being torn limb-from-limb by an angry mob, or being shot by angry neo-Nazi's.

We're not sure how he got out of this dilemma, as the show ended with him still in grave danger, but he seemed okay in the next episode.

George: I am not O'Brien! I am not O'Brien! I'm not O'Brien!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd May 05, 2007

calculata

what twins Paul and Aiden wanted more than anything for Christmas.

(from an SNL sketch starring John Malkovich.)

Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Are we getting a calculata? I'm gonna add so many numbas.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd February 14, 2009

blackguard

a guard employed by Blackwater USA and stationed in Iraq. They tend to shoot anything that moves.

"...the Blackguards and their spokesman CLAIMED to have been under attack, possibly from Iraqi police." - Justin Raimondo, antiwar.com

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 25, 2007

boofy

having hair that is puffed-up, as a bouffant.

How do you like my hair?

It looks boofy!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd October 31, 2008

nagiography

a biography of one's mother-in-law

That's my mother-in-law. I can tell you her whole nagiography.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 07, 2007

geminiphobia

the fear of twins (esp. identical)

"OMG two people born from the same mother at the same time! That is so gross!" - person with geminiphobia

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd June 27, 2012